Haha bitter c**ts

"1. He scores some great goals, some of which he creates out of nothing.
2. He does his share defensively, particularly from corners.
3. He isn't great in the air and scores few with his nut.
4. He misses loads of chances. He is a one in five goalscorer and you need to be better than that in the prem.
5. One-on-ones -- forget it.
6. He can't take a defender doing the business on him -- always moaning and gesticulating.
7. A greedy f**ker and clearly not a team man. When he isn't passed to, he is apoplectic, but how often does he go for the near post shot when the pass would be a better option?
8. He isn't as good as he thinks he is -- Dave Martin Syndrome.
9. He has never really formed a good partnership with anybpdy else (not entirely his fault).
10. However, he is hopeless as a lone striker -- not the type to hold the ball up and bring others into play.
11. He can't beat a man unless he is running at them from deep and uses his pace.
12. I suspect the dressing room will be happier without him.
13. He isn't as good at diving as Holt.
14. His penalties have been s**t.
15. If things aren't going his way, he disappears from games.
16. His attitude over the last few games was appalling. I am beginning to think he deliberately got himself sent off so he could spend more time with his agent.
17. Anyone who calls their kid Fenton must be a bit of a chav c**t.
18. He isn't as good as Harris at pretending to be pushed in the back."

Posted By: Only1Doherty on June 6th 2011 at 02:33:04

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