The preferred method of killing a chicken
Pick up chicken
hold by legs and suspend upside down. Put first and forefinger of strongest hand either side of neck below head
thrust hand downwards and head departs smartly from Chickens neck. Chicken is dead.
Chicken f**ks around for a bit, bleeds a bit, then stops.
Posted By: Tomblander on September 21st 2005 at 23:14:40
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- If you want my body... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 22:51:44
- Been on the old Alcopandapops? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 22:53:31
- Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 22:55:21
- How does a chicken strip? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 22:57:28
- Speaking as a Chicken owner (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 23:03:17
- And can live without their heads for a jolly long time (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:04:30
- True, I've snapped a few heads off in my time (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 23:06:35
- You can feed them with one of those small squeezy tube things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:08:45
- The preferred method of killing a chicken (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 23:14:40
- pipette (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 23:10:17
- Thank you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:11:33
- knew my degree would come in useful one day... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 23:12:21
- Thank you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:11:33
- You can feed them with one of those small squeezy tube things... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:08:45
- True, I've snapped a few heads off in my time (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 23:06:35
- And can live without their heads for a jolly long time (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:04:30
- Speaking as a Chicken owner (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 23:03:17
- You ordered a chicken to strip while you eat your dominos pizza?! (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 21, 22:56:56
- Jesus you two... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 22:59:00
- it's late.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 23:00:20
- Im just dull (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 21, 23:01:22
- Don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 23:01:12
- it's late.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 23:00:20
- Jesus you two... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 22:59:00
- How does a chicken strip? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 21, 22:57:28
- Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 21, 22:55:21
- Been on the old Alcopandapops? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 21, 22:53:31
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