I once tried to make a cup of tea in a pint glass

one of those ones with the handles and square windowy things

I burnt half my face off

And at Christmas one year, whilst everyone was getting He Man toys. I got a green one. Which I've since found out was fake toys

Then there was that time my sister got NB trainers, and said "what does NB mean?" and she went "NOSE BLEED" and smacked me on the nose

Posted By: pants on April 4th 2011 at 15:47:09

Message Thread

FAO Scum Beanbag Mongers (ref.: below) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 15:05:31
- Wonder how much it costs the club to beanbag? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 4, 15:19:52
- Well I'd rather see it than not (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 15:09:57
  - Yes there has. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 15:16:58
    - Why are you called tumbly? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:39:51
      - ldb (NCFC) - sutchywutchy, Apr 4, 18:48:44
      - Oh, and believe it or not, it was mbk that came up with that nickname (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 15:56:22
      - It was amazing (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 15:51:15
        
        Haha! Nutsack. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 15:59:55
        
        I left out the 'walk' home bit (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 16:05:16
        
        *bottom* (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 15:55:05
      - Cos I pissed over once. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 15:43:34
        
        I once tried to make a cup of tea in a pint glass (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:47:09
        
        ^ This is like unravelling the human DNA code. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 4, 15:50:24
        
        I had a Hacksaw Jim Duggan (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:58:14
        
        It's all coming together. (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 4, 16:04:42
        
        my nan tasted of play doh (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 16:12:22
        
        Have you ever walked in on your Grandparents having sex (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 16:13:29
        
        Let's park this now. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 4, 16:24:14
        
        You could park a bus in my Nanny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 16:30:24
        
        I know, I did. (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 4, 18:12:06
        
        30 Rock!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 16:14:16
        
        What a nerd, here it is (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 16:56:40
        
        There will be soon, I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 16:05:24
        
        Dimple Mug. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 4, 15:48:41
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:49:04
      - Gymnastic skills. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 15:41:51
        
        Dismount on the beam? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:43:52
        
        Triple salkow. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 15:45:55
        
        I'll just have a sambuca like everyone else (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 4, 15:48:35
- I'm there if I don't get a ticket in the ballot. I can't cut the grass through this one as (NCFC) - megson, Apr 4, 15:09:08
  - True, might be a bit damp though, don't want to risk blunting the blades. Or something. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 4, 15:20:13
    - They're getting relegated anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 15:23:09
      - Which means they must be pretty blunt already!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 15:26:39
        
        Unfortunately I did. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 15:29:58
      - They can win tonight though (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 15:25:41
        
        Yes. This. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 4, 15:26:42
  - It'll still be light though, so you could. (NCFC) - APB, Apr 4, 15:10:35
- Info here (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 4, 15:06:46

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