Just went to the supermarket

first I saw a man with a massive face beard cut into the shape of a marijuana leaf. I presume he doesn't work at a bank
The another man and I felt obliged to restrain a man who had just backhanded his approx. 7yr old daughter bloody hard and looked as if he was about to punch her. Security stepped in fortunately for all concerned.
Then when I got my 2kg pack of bacon to the till, the cashier said that 20 quid was too much and she woudl only charge me 5.

I'm not going out again today

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on February 14th 2011 at 19:08:09

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Just went to the supermarket (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:08:09
- That Egypt or Cromer for ya... (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Feb 14, 19:13:37
  - yes, all things I'd expect to see in Croomer (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:14:55
    - has it got a use by date (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 14, 19:18:34
      - no, I think she was just shocked to see someone willing to spend 20 quid on bacon (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:22:01
        
        ive spent alot more than that (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 19:48:59
        
        but I didn't have to buy lingerie for my pig Sellers (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:58:37
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 19:59:41
        
        have you left pig-farming for ever selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:03:27
        
        bloody hope so! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:04:09
        
        would you ever have one as pet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:06:48
        
        he`s got 7 (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 14, 20:09:13
        
        sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:10:05
        
        only a black 1 (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:07:46
        
        pot bellied? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:11:00
        
        no they stink n shit everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:11:52
        
        Ashley Ward had pet pigs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:19:51
        
        oh-il get some of them then (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:21:55
        
        ok, you can't shag them though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:24:12
        
        what else can u do with them then? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:26:47
        
        strap them to your feet and go riding in the hills (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:28:31
        
        mousehold? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:29:38
        
        Gas (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:30:00
        
        That'll be too much bacons (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 14, 20:31:59
        
        10 porkers per foot ought to do it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:44:12
        
        yes please,bit steep that hill (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 14, 20:31:59
        
        is it very pricey out there then? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 14, 19:23:55
        
        not to me, but I'm sure locals consider it is (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:25:27
        
        it does beg the question (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 19:23:50
        
        I've been off porky products for a while due to not wanting to eat pigs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:30:07
        
        why didn't you want to eat pigs? (General Chat) - jampersands, Feb 14, 19:37:31
        
        I like pigs, and don't feel comfortable with eating them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:45:00
        
        A Peace Song For Palestine (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 19:46:23
        
        you can`t beat a bacon sarnie (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 14, 19:36:00
        
        I know, best meat product ever I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:45:25
        
        Well, it is Valentine's Day.. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 19:25:51
        
        Valentine's Day Cockbacons. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 19:27:11
        
        Selwyns on Horseback. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 19:28:27

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