I need birthday gift advice

I have to buy a present for a woman I don't know particularly well and whose interests I have no idea about, or even if she has any. She doesn't have any books in her flat and she doesn't drink very much.
wtf shoudl I get?

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on February 7th 2011 at 19:18:23

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I need birthday gift advice (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:18:23
- go with the hard on (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Feb 7, 20:00:47
- Scented candles (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 19:38:52
  - NO!! That's what blokes think we want! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 7, 19:44:41
    - ^^^ hairy legged rug muncher ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 19:49:38
      - is that what you call the female clerk in chambers? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 7, 19:57:38
        
        Ha ha! (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 20:00:27
        
        so who makes the tea? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 7, 20:03:10
        
        at last, some common sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 20:02:51
        
        to busy with their scented candles (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 20:01:22
        
        Should be at home (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 20:04:03
    - why would you? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:47:32
    - ha! let's all laugh at OG! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:46:07
  - also a good suggestion (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:41:19
- Boring I know but I would be chuffed with chocolate bath/shower stuff or flowers (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 7, 19:34:02
  - excellent, flowers I think it is then, thanks BOWD (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:38:16
    - Perfect! Make them chocolate ones - even better! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 7, 19:42:19
      - scented chocolate flowers to throw in the bath, now that is a marvellous idea (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:45:05
        
        Lol! Hope she appreciates it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 7, 19:56:43
        
        me too (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:57:10
  - a chocolate bath? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:36:30
    - sounds as useful as a chocolate teapot (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 7, 19:41:41
- talking of birthdays (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:33:07
  - lol, she belled me last night, but I suppose you know that (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:34:44
    - yeah she called you (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:56:52
      - lol, weird. SHe hardly knows me anyway so why would it be important? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 21:12:56
  - Horsemug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 7, 19:33:57
    - I doubt it was that (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:35:47
      - Story of your life, Adam (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 19:37:27
        
        indeed (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:38:37
        
        Oh dear, I feel bad now (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 19:39:31
        
        it's ok (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:40:46
        
        I guess it makes a better case for going brown (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 19:51:12
- A Dildo if she doesn't like it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 19:23:39
  - You understand that the only reason for me to be there (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:24:46
  - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:24:03
- who? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:23:20
  - she's called Marisol, I'm not sure if you know her or not (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:24:06
    - how do you know her? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:25:23
      - jesus, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:27:09
        
        are you planning on smashing it? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:27:49
        
        go round marisol's any night of the week and you'll find Worzel hanging out the back of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 7, 19:31:21
        
        oops. been done below (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 7, 19:33:46
        
        the thought had crossed my mind, yes (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:29:40
        
        Does she know the offside rule ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 7, 19:34:18
        
        course not (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:36:50
        
        pictures required (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:32:39
        
        here you go (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:36:04
        
        that's a silly question really (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 19:29:29
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - NiftyFiftyCity, Feb 7, 19:51:20
        
        while it makes my breakfast (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:31:03
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 7, 19:30:58
- One word (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 19:22:17
  - good, ta (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:25:46
- Horsemug (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 7, 19:21:23
- Baddedas. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 19:19:18
  - ha, that's a good suggestion, or bath salts or something, but (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:23:27
    - Then posh bubble path would be a nice accesory to the show piece bath! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 19:26:13
      - no Dubbers, I mean she just has a shower with one of those "baths" only big enough to (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:27:56
        
        Ah, that's my ideas all out I'm afraid! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 19:28:18
        
        still a good option though, women appear to love that stuff just lying around unused (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 19:33:11
        
        Yep, all for show! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 19:33:35
      - * lol bubble bath even (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 19:26:28

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