Pulling Tips For You

Before I got married, I was the king at pulling ladies even-though I'm not good looking.

Tips for you:

1. Don't pay for everything - if she pays for something then she is making a commitment to you without even realising it. For example, if you go to the cinema say that you will pay for the tickets if she buys the ice cream. You are then far more likely to get your end away.

2. Ask her questions - let her think that you are interested in her rather than just her body. Stuff like "Oh that's really interesting" works well.

3. Say you like her shoes, or her hair, or her eyes but don't go overboard with it. Women can sense desperation a mile off and they don't like it so don't be too keen.

4. Make out that you have lots in common. If you don't then say "Oh I would like to have a go at that" etc.

5. Women like men to be dynamic and ambitious because they are subconsciously wanting a father to provide for a future family. Even if you have a s**te job say that you are thinking of looking into starting your own business.

6. Never talk about ex-girlfriends.

7. Ask her what food she likes and then say that you will cook her a meal on your next date.

Posted By: Larry Hagman on February 1st 2011 at 19:48:18

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FAO MILKYJOE (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 1, 19:17:56
- Cheers bud (NCFC) - milkyjoe, Feb 1, 19:22:56
  - Pulling Tips For You (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 1, 19:48:18
    - Cheers mate (NCFC) - milkyjoe, Feb 1, 20:38:46
    - Ch (n/m) (NCFC) - milkyjoe, Feb 1, 20:36:13
    - Is that from The Alan Partridge Bird Pulling Handbook? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 20:28:50
      - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 1, 20:30:28

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