Dear sky
Dear Sky,
I am writing to apply for the recent vacancy of the second commentary spot on your football programmes. I have a strong tendency to ejaculate in my pants over all things Chelsea, and dislike Liverpool although I love Captain Fantasic? Steven Gerrard.
And Wayne Rooney is better than everyone in the world, including Gareth Bale.
I also have a fervent interest in telling people to take bows, and calling them my sons, regardless of their relation to me. In addition I refuse to recognize the achievements of foreign teams, as they wouldnae be able to cope with the pace of the Premiership, which is the best league in the world?.
Most importantly however, I have been a huge fan of the game, ever since it's invention in 1992.
That's why I'd be perfect to take over from Andy Gray.
Posted By: Only1Doherty on January 25th 2011 at 18:57:37
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