What if, right, yeah, you were walking backwards down Bedford Street

when a pouting Jezebel whizzed up on her Hoffmann Scarab El, did a cherry picker right over your adidas Decade Hi B-Balls and landed thighs akimbo, with only a flimsy scrap of polycotton between you and her bubbling growler?

Would you run off to Natwest bank to take money out of the machine like a loon while hopping on one leg and shouting "I'm a wrong un", or would you kneel down and gently slip your Zippo lighter ever so slightly between her labia while whistling "My Old Man's A Dustman"?

Hmmm?

In the not at all improbable event of this happening to you, which of these alternative courses of action would you pick?

Posted By: ma1kybarkid on January 13th 2011 at 17:49:59

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What if, right, yeah, you were walking backwards down Bedford Street (General Chat) - ma1kybarkid, Jan 13, 17:49:59
- Really poor copy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 13, 18:22:52
  - I agree. True plagiarism takes effort and skill. None of that displayed here. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 13, 19:04:32
  - I don't agree, I thought it was spot on (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 18:50:46
    - Actually, now I've read it it was pretty good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 13, 19:20:38
    - I did think it was real until I saw the replies (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 13, 18:56:37
      - Me too. I think Dampy's just got the hump (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 18:58:16
- Is a zippo queef proof? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 13, 17:53:48
- lighter (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jan 13, 17:53:19
- have you got a needle-dick? (n/m) (General Chat) - David Cameron, Jan 13, 17:53:09
- A pale imitation of the real thing (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 13, 17:52:08
  - wasn't that different, to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 13, 17:52:42
- Natwest Bank. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 13, 17:51:01
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - ma1kybarkid, Jan 13, 17:53:43
  - oh. Only just noticed. Withdraw that. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 13, 17:52:13

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