I never was a violent man.......

said the man at the bar with a gun in his hands,
I tried so hard to understand
the look of his dismay
but the years of gin, have broken him
and left him cold
where he fitted in
he's never been kept waiting
cos he pays the landlords wage

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary on September 16th 2005 at 11:38:18

Message Thread

I'm not a violent man... (NCFC) - Wimbledon Canary, Sep 16, 11:35:59
- One for you on 6 at the mo... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:10:28
- Cock alert! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Sep 16, 12:10:03
- Why would it have to be in a pub? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Sep 16, 12:09:16
- Taxi for Uncle Bulgaria (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 16, 11:58:59
- Total and utter muppet. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 16, 11:58:56
  - Wanking works.... (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:01:39
    - I simply cannot recommend it enough as a stress reliever... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:08:45
      - maybe I should buy shares in Vaseline? (n/m) (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:10:09
        
        There's better stuff out there... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:12:28
        
        mer (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 12:14:48
        
        Yep, bring it on Sunday and I'll beat the crap out of you... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:19:07
        
        Doesn't need one... (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:15:46
        
        top marks for that one (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 12:16:25
        
        It's great... (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:18:34
        
        Yep, always nice to have Bev Hills back again (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:22:11
        
        lol (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:24:04
  - Where can i get one of them pussy keyboards.. (NCFC) - earlydoors, Sep 16, 12:01:06
    - fish fingers (n/m) (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 12:02:37
    - as long as you push all the right buttons... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 16, 12:02:37
      - There is only one button. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 12:03:12
    - Camcan's pussy often works her keyboard (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 12:02:17
      - Am I the only one getting weird images... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Sep 16, 12:03:54
        
        Apparently it just dribbles (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 16, 12:07:08
  - Amen Father! (NCFC) - Squiggles, Sep 16, 12:00:29
- Suppose you'd have to get past the doorman first with your National insurance card (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 16, 11:52:34
- Do you hang around outside the Centre Court Shopping centre with the blazin' Squad ? (n/m) (NCFC) - dx1, Sep 16, 11:51:27
- Would it be a putter or a wood? (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 16, 11:48:25
- Grammar and punctuation could do with some work too (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 11:46:34
  - I know, he really should've started that second sentence with a capital letter. (n/m) (NCFC) - MSL, Sep 16, 11:47:25
- You really are a sorry little man, I pity you I really do. (n/m) (NCFC) - dx1, Sep 16, 11:44:02
- do you live in MK now?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:43:20
- T'interweb ire... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 11:42:29
  - No you are a bloke (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Sep 16, 11:43:21
- Hello Stanley (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 16, 11:42:27
- Let's face it (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Sep 16, 11:42:08
  - That depends how many shots it takes to knock her to the green (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 16, 11:44:03
    - ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - clankycanary, Sep 16, 11:53:35
- I never was a violent man....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:38:18
- feel free (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:37:23
- er isn't she a bird? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 16, 11:36:59

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