yep, i like that.......

reminds me of basic training at RAF Swinderby in the mid-80's..... on day one one lad from newcastle, was asked what his name was by the drill sergeant... the lad said his name, "right" said the drill sergeant, "from today you will be known as "short-stuff" and whenever I ask "time, short-stuff?" you will answer me in a clear and loud voice what the correct time is,have you got that?!".

for 16 weeks this lad was called "short-stuff" and every few hours we'd hear the roar from the front "time short-stuff?!"......

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary on November 22nd 2010 at 12:19:08

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Lofty. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 11:47:15
- Lofty... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 11:57:44
  - Although it's often better to do the old Lofty for small people reverse gag. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:04:37
    - Or Gladstone Small (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 12:26:04
      - Or Tiny Tim. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:27:24
    - yep, better........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:06:39
      - What about short arse? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:08:58
        
        yep, i like that....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:19:08
        
        Ah, lovely old forces anecdotes. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:20:50
        
        sure have.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:26:14
        
        OK, let me get a cup of coffee first. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:26:41
        
        ok, but no decaff...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:27:47
        
        Right got my strong coffee. Hit me with a funny anecdote about your time in the RAF. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:30:36
        
        (one that doesn't involve bumming/being bummed) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 12:38:07
        
        (unless they all involve bumming/being bummed, in which case, carry on) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 12:38:38
        
        (I bet most of them do) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 12:38:53
        
        looks like you two have found something in common with each other... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:52:12
        
        (He's now struggling to think of one with no bumming) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 12:51:31
        
        I am.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:53:54
        
        ^^^ touched a raw nerve there (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 22, 12:59:21
        
        Definitely. One up the bum by the sounds of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 13:08:24
        
        Bumming often does that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 22, 13:06:08
        
        I never mentioned bumming. AB had a bumming conversation with himself. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:58:07
        
        AB = Auto-Bumming (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 22, 13:05:09
- nicely brought to the top (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 22, 11:52:43
  - I want to post some interesting La Liga stats but I know what will happen so that particul (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 11:56:51
    - roflol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 22, 11:59:22
      - It's true. I was reading some amazing stats on the Guardian. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:03:19
        
        Do it. Take it right to the top and post it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 22, 12:11:55
        
        OK, I'll do it. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 22, 12:12:57

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