Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour
So gleefully I went to tell my friends
But they said it was a lie
And she wasn't going to die
And by the way, have we got news for you
And they told that the man that I have always known as Dad
Hadn't met my Mum when I was born
And they told me that I am
But I hope to God I'm not
The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on September 14th 2005 at 14:36:36
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- most bizarre lyrics (take ya mind off the crap we put up with NCFC!) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 14:34:56
- Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 14:36:36
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