I was at a party the other week where we had a load of rockets to set off.

We were pissed and couldn't find anything suitable to put them in. So this big thick Yorkshire t**t said give here, and one by one he lit them and stuck his hand in the air and let them off.

That was a real 'someone's gonna get hurt' moment. He just washed his hands and looked at us like we were some southern poofs.

Posted By: tudders on October 14th 2010 at 14:57:48

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Away pub for Saturday (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 14, 13:30:30
- if there's pool tables there'll be a stag do (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 13:38:47
- You and Otto not meeting up with us Timbo? I've arranged wasps. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:32:16
  - What if they all saw a Hornet? (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 14, 14:42:30
    - cripes (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 15:40:04
  - Throw them at the concrete. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 14, 13:35:57
    - It works, they go flat and dead. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:36:42
      - I didn't think you could still get wasps this time of the year? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 14, 14:20:12
        
        Yep - they go really slowly over the carpet saying "Of courshh, I ushed to be a flyer you (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 14:43:56
        
        Got a nest in the other halfs house at the moment ... (NCFC) - meeky, Oct 14, 14:23:22
        
        Best thing to do is poke it really hard with a broom handle, Tom and Jerry style. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 14, 14:33:30
        
        Yeah riiiight!! Any volunteers? (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Oct 14, 14:34:24
        
        Can of Lynx and a match. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 14, 14:34:08
  - I'm scared of wasps. Terrified, in fact. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 13:35:30
    - Same here ... (NCFC) - meeky, Oct 14, 14:22:00
    - NOt as scared as Tim Berry I'll bet. I've seen him with a wasp. It's not good. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 14, 13:36:54
      - I saw him see one at Latitude - he done a scream like a girl and then a very rapid (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:40:00
        
        I still held onto my ice cream though. (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 14, 16:00:56
      - I put it down to a childhood trauma. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 13:38:56
        
        Horley Rec rhymes wit Borley Rec (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:41:05
        
        I thought that. Did someone do a banger in a milk bottle? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 14, 13:41:59
        
        I was at a party the other week where we had a load of rockets to set off. (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 14, 14:57:48
        
        Rock 'ard. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 14, 15:02:04
        
        Yarkshire. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 14, 15:05:01
        
        They surely did mate. Down Liston Lane - on the way to Borley Rectory. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:43:58
        
        That was Asher D. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 14, 13:43:32
        
        Typical. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 14, 13:54:41
        
        lol. Tim Berry saw one in Nottingham and did a funny dance and hid behind Mrs Tim Berry. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 14, 13:40:54
        
        Arf! (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Oct 14, 16:00:06
    - mbk throws them hard at concrete. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 14, 13:36:27
    - So's Tim. I have a method for dealing with them though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 13:36:19

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