OK Own up

OK admit it, who went out on the piss last night, drank until you couldn't see and woken up with an absolute f**king monster this morning?
Hair covered in spew, LOVE HATE tattooed on her knuckles, missing front tooth, a mild yeast infection under her gunt, arse like a badly packed parachute, an axe wound that reeks of haddock, a zit on her cheek that could take your eye out, and breath that smells like the devil's own spunk.
Its the wife. Send her home please, she's got my car keys

Posted By: ghostof barry butler on October 10th 2010 at 14:04:56


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