"I got clouted on the head once by a conker and it really hurt.
Just above the right ear it was.
The offending nut was a sixer and it was attached to my mate Billy's knotted shoelace. We were in the middle of a minor altercation and he decided to make his point a bit more forcefully. Granted the conker wasn't falling from the tree at the time but it obviously had done at some point. I say uproot all horse chestnuts and replant them somewhere more sensible, like Poland or maybe Venezuela. And don't get me started on hazelnuts... "
Posted By: pants on October 7th 2010 at 16:38:15
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- ...and in local news, Bury St Edmunds is a dangerous place to visit (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 13:05:25
- "I got clouted on the head once by a conker and it really hurt. (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:38:15
- Peter Griggs, 71, from Haverhill, said he thought it was a bit extreme, with his wife Mary (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 13:21:02
- You've been wrath-warped (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:31:15
- is helen young, jafski? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 7, 13:17:07
- No. She's female and he is male. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:49:03
- hmmm not sure about that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 7, 14:18:34
- She does seem very reasonable. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:23:03
- oh yeah what are her prices? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 7, 13:23:37
- No. She's female and he is male. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:49:03
- Scared of conkers? (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Oct 7, 13:13:26
- is that a link to some goatse in Bury St Edmunds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 7, 13:09:05
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