Naked willpower.

When tempted I basically picture my children crying by my bedside as I die of lung cancer and saying "Why did you smoke Daddy?"

That does the trick.

Posted By: jafski on October 7th 2010 at 11:53:45

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what has getting a blow job off an 85 year old and walking a tightrope 100ft up got in com (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 11:18:44
- that sounds dangerous... 85 year olds are usually a bit wobbly (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 7, 14:14:58
- Dear oh dear (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:32:01
- I didn't know you'd tried tightrope walking. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:20:14
  - yes i have (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 11:21:21
    - Good man. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:21:41
      - hows the diet gorn? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 11:30:27
        
        Pretty good chairs. Lost 5lbs and not had a fag in well over two weeks now. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:32:53
        
        How's the no fags going? (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:38:08
        
        Naked willpower. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:53:45
        
        jafski and naked in the same post (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:32:39
        
        I'm impressed you've done so well on naked willpower alone (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 13:25:39
        
        That's a really good tip (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 12:13:42
        
        My tips would be:- (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 12:47:07
        
        and don't do it on the bus, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 7, 12:51:11
        
        Yes. I won't make that mistake. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:22:39
        
        Good thinking... (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:58:42
        
        A bit extreme, but does focus the mind on why you want to stop. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 12:16:08
        
        wow (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 7, 13:11:18
        
        Exactly. I think "Oh I've given up for 6 months I can just have a fag when I am drinking." (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:21:24
        
        "Only when I'm drinking". When I tried that, I just ended up drinking more often ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 13:31:06
        
        Yes, I ended up on 20 pints a day. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:31:47
        
        And your children dancing round you with a copy of your will offering you Silk Cut (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:35:03
        
        Yes, Fools, if they'd proffered Marlboro Lights I'd have been there like a shot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:41:58
        
        They're going for the high tar content, tomorrow (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:43:10
        
        My dad used to bring shitloads of Gitanes back from our (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 7, 13:44:13
        
        Haha. I wouldn't put it past the little fuckers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:43:47
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 13:33:07
        
        you'll fuck it up on the 23rd (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 11:34:33
        
        Will be a big blow out on the beer and grub front but no more fags. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:36:09
        
        by the 9th beer you'll have smoked everyone else's ciggies for them (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 11:51:38
        
        Not having mine. Nothing worse than a smug ex smoker who starts asking (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 12:13:01
        
        I always hated smug ex smokers, because I love smoking so much. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 12:20:10
        
        i totally agree with that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 12:19:11
        
        lol. As below it dun't really bother me, unless there is excessive smugness involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 12:24:23
        
        Like I say, hopefully that won't occur. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 12:15:09
        
        Ha ha, I'm not serious, i don't bother me at all, although the really smug (General Chat) - megson, Oct 7, 12:23:11
        
        How many have you got going this time? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 12:19:41
        
        To Bears & Mark Curry III on the 23rd? (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 12:21:28
        
        Oh. That'll be a waste of time then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:23:30
        
        Have you got a pass? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:30:31
        
        Oh and did you see re: the car park earlier? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:30:57
        
        I did thank you, will see if Mrs Ganthers to get one - hopefully the Mall can do them. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:35:33
        
        NO they were very specific, must be the ticket office at the ground. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 13:43:11
        
        OK thanks. Will see what I can do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:48:02
        
        You see, that is bollocks - here follows your reply to my FB message: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:39:28
        
        Ah ok fairy nurf. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 7, 13:47:49
        
        No probs - are you in? Need nos for Roti. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 13:50:33
        
        Hopefully not this time. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 11:54:12
        
        That's usually my job. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 7, 11:53:17

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