FAO Worzel Scrimmage

The fact that they won the FA Cup in 1970 odd means nothing to me....NADA....nought...FUCK all
They are a bunch of c88ts who consider themselves to be part of the footballing establishment..."Everybody's 2nd favourite club".
They are managed by one of the most ignorant and arrogant individuals to have ever run out onto a football pitch.
They are owned by an anonymous individual who makes Howard Hughes look like Peter Andre and who only has the eventual filling of his blood-stained pockets in his mind.
They have a reasonable squad which does of course include Reading 'prodigy' Connor Wickham, an individual who weighed more at 17 than all of the season ticket holders in the 'Upper North'.
They have statues in abundance and any Gypsy worth his salt could become a millionaire overnight if the scrap value were to be realised.
The stadium is falling to pieces...the neighbourhood is rough and the fans (who even their most beloved referred to as 'Zombies') are amongst the quietest in the entire football league.
In answer to your question...I frequently visit TWTD partly as an amused guest but also to remind myself how lucky I am to be part of a proper football club with honest intentions and a clear conscience when it comes to paying charities and local suppliers who are of course fans.

Posted By: Buckscanary on September 24th 2010 at 19:48:05

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FAO Worzel Scrimmage (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 19:48:05
- he doth protest too much (NCFC) - Ladbroke, Sep 24, 20:22:15
  - Too right he fucking doth. I hope no-one's taken in by this horseshit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 20:25:40
    - it is a weird case though! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 20:36:57
    - blueasfook (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 20:34:10
    - To be fair though, if it was in the BSG, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 24, 20:31:54
      - True story (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 24, 20:54:36
- yeah I saw. But most of us don't care that much about them you see (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 19:52:36
  - The accent thing is a factor....I accept that. Maybe I need to calm down (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 19:56:57
    - it is annoying it's true, but they'd be perfectly in their rights to say the same about (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 19:59:04
      - There is a 'fag paper' between Norfolk and Suffolk accents (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 20:02:23
        
        I think they're plenty different enough to tell apart (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 20:13:57
        
        I lOIKE THE TOWEN NUMBER NIYEN (NCFC) - dreamteam, Sep 24, 20:56:07
        
        like your stoyell (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 21:03:29
        
        I accept your comment but nationally there would be no recognition of this (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 20:32:56
        
        For a very good reason. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 24, 20:36:20
        
        well no, a quick watch of Lovejoy back in 1984 told me that (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 20:35:20
      - norfolk accents are terrible (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:00:52
        
        So what (NCFC) - dreamteam, Sep 24, 20:57:27
        
        yeah possibly (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:59:58
        
        Fuck off you French Cuntstain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:43:11
        
        that's shoddy i think (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:49:02
        
        Is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:51:22
        
        yeah really shoddy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:52:34
        
        So shit. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:53:27
        
        you people don't deserve wit like that (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:54:34
        
        Coming from The Chair of the Brains Trust. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:56:33
        
        no you've had a free lesson in comic genius (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:58:58
        
        Oh, good. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:59:30
        
        no worries (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 21:00:15
        
        ^^^ Letting this cunt get away with that???? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 20:07:45
        
        Noo chance. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 24, 20:42:40
        
        the really broad ones sound semi retarded (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:12:47
        
        Its make me wonder who shew them how to talk (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 20:13:56
        
        yeah i dunno how different accents develop (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 24, 20:15:48
      - ffs, I always spell that wrong for some reason (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 19:59:41
- I find it quite depressing (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 24, 19:51:58
  - hate's just a word though Charles, I doubt many football fans truly hate other clubs' fans (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 24, 19:56:35
    - Its more a feeling of dis-taste. I DO need counselling (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 19:59:45
  - Its not about the geography Charles. Try to keep up (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 24, 19:55:33

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