I heard a prgramme on Radio 4 on the way home yesterday all about poo.

Serious business. Don't ever let yourself get constipated, it sound like absolutely NO FUN AT ALL. There were people on it who had to resort to, get this, working it out manually.

Bottom line, if you need a poo, go for a poo, don't hold it in. The bum's like a party balloon - blow it up and let the air out and it'll return to it's original shape. Blow it up and leave it up and when you let the air out it's all baggy and loose and no good.

Only the air in that analogy is poo. Don't ever fill a party balloon with poo.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 12th 2010 at 12:31:30

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Oh fuck I forgot what I was going to post. What was it? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 12, 12:26:53
- Amnaesiac Post Buggery (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 12, 12:28:49
- A link to "Rate my poo"? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 12, 12:28:29
  - I heard a prgramme on Radio 4 on the way home yesterday all about poo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 12:31:30
    - Fecal impaction. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 12, 12:51:36
    - I heard that too. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 12, 12:44:59
    - Why not? You would have the ultimate party balloon. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 12, 12:34:53
      - Anal Party Balloon (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 12, 12:40:18
    - The concept of constipation doesn't appear on my radar. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 12, 12:34:46
      - what do you worry about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 12:51:36
        
        A huge meteor hitting the earth, that's what I worry about (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 12, 13:07:56

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