A measure of the crapth of my life

Recently our new gaffer calls me over and says "Do me a favour Alan? Stores is a s**t-tip: would you mind straightening it out for me please, and then keep an eye on it?"

Sure, I said.

Yesterday one of the lads asked for the key so he could put in a delivery of brass cup washers. Oh good, sez I, we're out of stock of them. No we aren't, he says, this is a top-up. Definitely out of stock, I replied: hey Gaz, remember we checked the other day and we were out of stock?

Blank looks. Bit of research and checking. Yep: I'd f**king *dreamed* it. Honestly. Dreamed it.

Shoot me in the head.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on July 15th 2010 at 21:39:09

Message Thread

Congratulations to Londonderry on winning the City of Culture award. Much deserved. (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 15, 20:29:23
- It's Derry/Londonderry thank you very much (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 20:44:38
- Agree 100% (n/m) (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 20:33:22
  - make your mind up, is it no one or Barclay_Regular? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:38:28
    - what have I supposed to said? (n/m) (General Chat) - Barclay_Regular, Jul 17, 09:44:48
    - ffs, is that it?! (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 15, 20:40:22
      - agreed (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 15, 21:08:33
        
        I don't remember Barclay Regular. Was that a long time ago? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 21:15:00
        
        I don't remember saying this :s (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 21:36:25
        
        5 years of trolling! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 22:49:25
        
        i'm guessing there must be a few more of them (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 21:17:12
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 21:13:42
      - just another name for this cretin to hide behind (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:43:31
        
        Unlike you (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 21:03:11
        
        I'd love to, but you're aren't worth the effort. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:06:36
        
        no-one's occasional personal attacks on here make me laugh (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 21:11:19
        
        do they? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jul 15, 22:27:17
        
        except for the offensive shit posted earlier today at Otto (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:15:07
        
        Oh, I missed that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 21:18:03
        
        not exactly pleasant reading (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:19:58
        
        Oh, I did see that, although it barely registered (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 21:22:12
        
        it's about the most pathetic existence there is (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:28:02
        
        mine's pretty pathetic...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 21:28:54
        
        sounds like you need a holiday suggs old fellow (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:33:19
        
        A measure of the crapth of my life (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 21:39:09
        
        Dreaming about a delivery of brass cup washers make my dreams seem positively normal. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 22:59:44
        
        you definitely need time off if you're being given the "have you got dementia" looks (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:42:00
        
        they're everywhere (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 21:27:00
        
        Ah yes, that was the third thing................................... ............. (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 21:10:28
        
        "trice" you dullard (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:12:06
        
        That's rich...... (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 21:39:03
        
        lol, another very weak effort (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:52:17
        
        I know. What a waste. (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 21:55:41
        
        problems (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 15, 22:24:36
        
        that's right, it's been a while since I posted some of them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 21:57:59
        
        Or some wanky phone vids from a tawdry flat window (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 22:04:01
        
        compared to a semi-retarded child like you, anyone's the man (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 22:05:32
        
        ^^ Full on Monkey Tilt Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaming (General Chat) - no one, Jul 15, 22:08:41
        
        er, you don't actually manage to wind anyone up (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 22:15:45
        
        you must be pretty thick as you don't seem to have realised that I've been trolling you (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 22:20:02
        
        oh, and this is what "contrived" means since you're clearly a bit undereducated to know (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 22:03:44

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