Jarvis does
Last night I had a little altercation
They wobbled menacingly
Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation
Well, they wanted my brand-new phone with all the pictures of the kids and the wife
A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
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Well, some passers-by took me to the station
The police force was elsewhere,
putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason
So I died in the back of the cab
but I'll be back to haunt them
This thing does not end here
My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham
Singing:
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Oh, the parents are the problem
Giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies
So pander to your pampered little princess
of such enormous size
Posted By: BerlinCanary on June 25th 2010 at 14:05:29
Message Thread
- Fat people (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jun 25, 14:02:30
- I like to say..big boned!..............it's the bloody thin people who should sort (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 14:13:21
- Jarvis does (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 25, 14:05:29
- fat girls are supposed to be better in bed (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:04:55
- what they lose in quality they make up for with effort (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 15:01:27
- they are, trouble is........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 25, 14:22:00
- oh no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jun 25, 14:27:39
- they're less supple though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:09:10
- it's the extra noises I find a little off-putting (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 14:15:03
- dear oh dear. What's up with this thread. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 25, 14:12:53
- It was an odd test of mine. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:17:42
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