I've got this covered, let me set the scene.

Say you've heard wonderful things about the food in this little gastropub, say you've organised a taxi to take you there and back in time for fishing, but that you can't book tables you have to just turn up.

Only to get there and there is no food available due to the football being on. Then you say:-

OG: "Awfully sorry chaps, seems to have been a bit of a mix up on the tuck front. Let's be jolly British about it and have some Ale and pork scratchings whilst we mingle with the riff-raff, it'll be like secret millionaire, a bit of a lark."

Them: "Spiffing idea old chap, haven't laughed at plebs for simply ages. Top larks."

Sorted.

Don't mention it.

Posted By: jafski on June 11th 2010 at 14:01:56

Message Thread

Fuckity fuck (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:50:52
- Maybe I'm being stupid here. But, Sea Trout fishing, (Other Football) - tudders, Jun 11, 14:40:01
- You fucking idiot. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 14:27:27
- Bert Troutman (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Jun 11, 14:05:17
- there won't be any trout anyway (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 11, 13:57:10
- fuck me, thats a HUGE FAIL (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jun 11, 13:55:55
  - Yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:57:42
- iphone app... fake caller.... "oh... I have to nip out... problem with the polo pony.... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jun 11, 13:55:25
  - Brillers (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:04:35
  - Now that's an idea (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:56:52
- Will you get rejected if you admit you like chavball? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 11, 13:53:17
  - I am anticipating baffled bemusement (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:54:30
    - Stab them all to death (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 11, 13:56:16
      - less posh people too (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 11, 13:57:34
        
        You're advocating murder today then? (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 14:00:44
        
        more of a cull tbh (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 11, 14:01:45
        
        I'm sure a jury would see it that way (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 14:04:44
        
        cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 11, 14:05:21
- Bring out the chintz! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 13:52:38
- Sympathy rating: 0 (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 11, 13:51:36
  - Sympathy ratings have to be in the minuses for this... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:53:45
    - Incompetence really (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:54:50
  - I wasn't looking for sympathy, cuntchops, for that there's the Samaritans (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:53:37
    - I've got this covered, let me set the scene. (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:01:56
      - At least you tried (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 14:06:11
      - Hmmmm...Is it in Scotland? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 11, 14:05:02
    - Say you're not going as you want to watch the WC and be a man (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:54:37
      - Of course I'm GOING (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 11, 13:56:11
        
        Quick onset of highly contagious disease (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 11, 13:57:09
      - ^^ what he said ^^ (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 11, 13:55:53

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