I thought Richard Bacons weas having a go on her. I saw them in Bournemouth.

It was two years or so ago. I got stung by a bee right infront of the lifeguard station. A very muscular young man came up to me and treated my injury.

My boys asked Konnie for her autograph as they know her from off of out of on Blue Peter, nobody had a pen.

My youngest son cried.

Posted By: jafski on June 9th 2010 at 14:15:05

Message Thread

I'd have never put them together... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 9, 14:12:00
- I'd gladly have brook her (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:30:30
  - Genius. She'd need a new wipe after I'd finished with her. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:32:34
    - I'd show her one i'd made earlier... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 9, 14:39:08
      - I'd like to have sex with her (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:41:02
        
        You'd like to watch while she Blue Peter (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:42:57
        
        The Dutchman is on fire! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:45:40
        
        Found me mew-jew (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:46:28
- Oh that is TRAGIC (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:20:40
  - Kinda agree but in his defense the R4 prog he has is jolly good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 9, 14:27:59
- It is totally (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:16:05
- I thought Richard Bacons weas having a go on her. I saw them in Bournemouth. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:15:05
  - Did he drown the bee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:21:06
    - No, I stood on it after it's guts were ripped out with the sting. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:26:06
      - AV man (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:37:00
        
        I have lost my apostrophe mojo. It's gone. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:38:05
        
        Seems OK to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:38:29
        
        Yes, it does, it is possessive. Have at ye gitters. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:40:01
        
        You utter fucking idiot (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:40:26
        
        Thats wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 9, 14:46:02
        
        That is wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 9, 14:43:11
        
        Harsh, I've just lost my mojo. You utterly fucking pedantic twatbasket. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:41:57
        
        ^^^ Dutch ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:39:50
        
        No, I meant it appear's to have returned... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:43:55
        
        Oh yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:46:13
        
        Is that not a possessive apostrophe, therefore ok ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 9, 14:37:55
        
        *waits for Grammar Girl to implode with rage* (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:39:17
        
        My mojo has gone. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:40:59
        
        Grammar girl adjudication required. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:38:44
        
        Is it it is in which case it's it's. If it's something that belongs to it it's its. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:41:06
    - Wouldn't be very good form for a lifeguard, that, drowning anything, even a bee. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:22:46
      - Not even like this? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:34:10
        
        I laughed at when I read it the first time round... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 9, 14:36:55
        
        I thought it was really funny too (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:37:57
        
        1973? Methinks OG is not quite as "O" as he makes out to be. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:40:28
        
        We've done this one mike (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:47:13
        
        Were you OG'domed after the bike sheds incident? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:49:06
        
        He was 32 then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 9, 14:44:18
        
        OG is younger than me (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:42:08
        
        Obviously much younger than me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:44:30
        
        than *I* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 9, 14:44:24
        
        you can't be younger than you. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:49:35
        
        Well, you say that, but in one sense you can be younger than you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 14:53:43
        
        yes (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:47:53
  - Did you cop a feel?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 9, 14:16:20
    - Black eyes, she has marvellous, and I mean marvellous breasts. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:18:08
      - They truly are splendid... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 9, 14:27:08
      - Liza that is not Konnie. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:20:16
        
        Sorry, I just not having that Jaffers (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:20:48
        
        Liza Tarbuck's breasts are magnificent. I won't hear a word against them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:22:15
        
        Look... (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:23:47
        
        no (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:25:07
        
        If that makes no sense, here's one in action (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:27:04
        
        And here... (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:24:19
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:29:52

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