I find i need a poo...
as soon as I take a drag off a cigarette...ok, not every time, but quite often it will initiate a feeling of bowel movment.
Sod Senokot, Superkings are the way forward for the constipated!
(quick joke, what did the mathmetician do when he was constipated?
Worked it out with a pencil.)
Posted By: Hertz van Rental on September 8th 2005 at 16:22:31
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- So on my final mouthful of McD salad this lunch time I had an overwhelming urge... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:13:21
- I just had (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 8, 16:22:59
- Yes, but did it make you curl one out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:24:54
- Not just yet (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 8, 16:27:40
- Yep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:28:48
- L-shaped... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:26:56
- Not just yet (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 8, 16:27:40
- Yes, but did it make you curl one out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:24:54
- Should have just chucked the 'salad' straight down the toilet (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:17:11
- I know that now... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:19:55
- I find i need a poo... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:22:31
- It is a fact (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:25:56
- Well I shall keep puffing away then! No bowel cancer for me! (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:33:45
- but at least you'll be blind... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:34:54
- Blind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:37:34
- advanced macular degeneration.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:40:08
- Oh, I didn't see that. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:46:29
- advanced macular degeneration.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:40:08
- Blind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:37:34
- but at least you'll be blind... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:34:54
- Well I shall keep puffing away then! No bowel cancer for me! (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:33:45
- or sugar free mints (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:25:05
- Coolmints (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Sep 8, 16:32:50
- I ate a whole pack once before a film at the cinema (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 16:35:01
- Coolmints (General Chat) - Mitch mitchelson, Sep 8, 16:32:50
- It is a fact (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:25:56
- I find i need a poo... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 16:22:31
- I know that now... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:19:55
- you have a fiercesomely rapid digestion if so... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:14:23
- Nope, I had beef stroganoff from M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:17:37
- my money is on... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:19:17
- Don't think so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:20:58
- you know.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:21:46
- Yes, agreed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:23:40
- you know.. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:21:46
- Don't think so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:20:58
- my money is on... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 16:19:17
- Nope, I had beef stroganoff from M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:17:37
- I just had (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 8, 16:22:59
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