With more apologies to A.A. Milne

They're suing the neighbours at Cuckoo Farm Palace,
Robbie Cowling is incredibly callous
He?ll scream and he?ll shout and his day will be marred,
A Chairman?s life is terribly hard
At Cuckoo Farm Palace

Robbie's lost all his gaffers at Cuckoo Farm Palace
The managers job is a real poisoned chalice,
He sued the manager for leaving the grounds,
I wouldn't be boss there for a hundred pounds.
At Cuckoo Farm Palace.

Throwing away fans out at Cuckoo Farm Palace,
Who is at Col Who looks just like a phallus?
We looked for the home fans, but they never came,
Well, no-one?s surprised, it?s always the same.
At Cuckoo Farm Palace

It?s just like a ploughed field at Cuckoo Farm Palace,
It really is an act of great malice,
Paul Lambert escaped and didn?t get sussed,
With new Hoofball Adie, it was real s**t or bust.
At Cuckoo Farm Palace

They don?t give a monkeys at Cuckoo Farm Palace,
Three thousand fans is no sort of solace,
Do you think the Chairman knows about me?
A West Ham fan since the age of three.
At Cuckoo Farm Palace.

Posted By: KentonCanary on June 2nd 2010 at 12:44:57

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