I like cats, but they already get i) free food, ii) to f**k around all day not working

iii) to climb trees if they want, iv) no taxes, v) quite a lot of carefree shagging with no threat of the CSA catching up with them, vi) to s**t in the gardens of people they don't like, so I don't really feel particularly motivated to give money to a cat refuge, really.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on May 11th 2010 at 12:38:33

Message Thread

Is it too late to say "Make a donation to a cat refuge"? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 11, 12:31:10
- Yep - way, way too late. They've had their chance. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 11, 12:44:10
- a Blue Cross sale? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 11, 12:38:47
- I like cats, but they already get i) free food, ii) to fuck around all day not working (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 12:38:33
  - vii) loads of sleep (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 12:39:55
    - viii) no rent/mortgage (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 12:40:54
      - ix) freedom to lick their own bits, if they want (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 12:41:28
        
        x) they can be really cruel to other animals without falling foul of the Cruelty to Animal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 11, 12:42:50
- I say donate the cats to the dog refuge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 11, 12:37:34
  - Agreed. (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:48:09
    - When dogs get bored, they sleep. Easy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 11, 12:54:46
      - I'd ban all pets. NO exceptions, not even for guide dogs. Fuck the blind. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:56:17
        
        And shepherds. Fuck 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 13:00:45
- Children dying in the world and people donate to cat charities. (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:33:07
  - I like cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 11, 12:34:27
    - I know, but what about the children? (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:35:47
      - Animal neglect, are the same actions as human neglect (General Chat) - pants, May 11, 12:48:24
        
        True, what about that bloke who shagged a donkey and had no stable address. (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:52:35
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 11, 13:52:50
      - Good work Whitney. (n/m) (General Chat) - BSG Canary, May 11, 12:40:31
      - Won't somebody think about the children? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 11, 12:36:59
        
        The system fails children, not the animals innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 11, 12:49:11
        
        One kiddy cried all the water out of his body. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 11, 12:40:07
        
        Paedo! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 11, 12:37:19
        
        Dude! No! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 11, 13:02:17

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