TRUE STORY: I once went to stay with my cousin who had recently been widowed to make sure

she was OK. She lived in Leicester.

We were invited round to friends of hers for dinner (they were a couple that she had met a a bereaved spouses counselling sort of thing in fact they had got together as a couple after meeting there). They were two of the biggest fat ugly c**tbeaks that you could of met and had opinions of themselves much higher than they should of.

When they found out I was from Norwich they kept going about NFN's. I politely went along at first and giggled, then it became pretty much the only topic of discussion. If I mentioned anything they would say things like, "What do you expect living in a place full of NFN's"

My initial dislike for them grew and grew to the point where I couldn't take it any more. Eventually I snapped and said:-

"You keep going on about Normal for Norfolk but have you looked in the mirror lately?"

My cousins mouth fell open in shock at this outburst and the woman tried to mediate but I had obviously touched a nerve with the fat man who started to come back at me verbally at which point I stood up, shouted "Shut your gob you fat t**t, I'm leaving and the tuna steaks were awful." then, looking at my cousin "Are you coming?"

She dutifully got up and followed me as I stormed out and subsequently could never return to the bereavement group.

This probably put her recovery back a couple of years but it's all worked out in the end as she is happily remarried.

I was 19.

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Posted By: jafski on April 29th 2010 at 16:41:02

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