Ok. What about if right, say you had just done a drink at The Ribs of Beef and were
meandering up towards Tombland when, just as you glanced in Take 5 at an exceptional clump, a flatulent Harriet whizzed up right quick on her Barracuda Grind Mag and done a nose manual right in front of you, scuffing your X Kaihara Denims whilst shouting "You and some mates up for giving me a cumpkin tonight, round the back of Sing Sings?".
Would you lift her skirts and put 6 strips of sello on her quim nodule or would you run off limping like some sort of burnt animal and do a swellshark outside Reeds?
So... when presented with a scenario such as that, which of the two, admittedly unsavoury, courses of action would you take?
well?
hmmmm? hmmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid on April 28th 2010 at 14:03:57
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- Ok. What about if right, say you had just done a drink at The Ribs of Beef and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:03:57
- Strips of sellotape that I had ripped off with my teeth and placed tenderly into position (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 14:50:32
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:52:05
- Cock tummy slap dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 28, 14:29:36
- Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:45:08
- kiss my plums (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 28, 14:49:46
- Oh no. Anarchy is breaking out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:33:35
- Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:45:08
- i'm sick of this 2 answer format (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:24:46
- Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:25:34
- Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:29:25
- Good work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 28, 14:32:59
- Board violation, more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:34:29
- Au contraire. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 28, 14:43:33
- look again (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:35:15
- Oh yeah. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:45:33
- Board violation, more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:34:29
- Good work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 28, 14:32:59
- Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid Mary, Plaid (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:29:25
- Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:25:34
- A all the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 14:23:05
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:24:11
- A - Quimius Nodulasis (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Apr 28, 14:15:06
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:15:26
- Answer number A fo shizzle. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 28, 14:09:20
- did you know what a swellshark was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:10:42
- That was crap (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:09:45
- I respect your opinion and would fight to the death for your right to hold it. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 28, 14:11:02
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:09:44
- a - sello on her quim nodule, with out a shodow of a doubt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 28, 14:08:25
- did you know what a swellshark was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:10:32
- yes..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 28, 14:33:02
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:09:11
- did you know what a swellshark was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:10:32
- What's a swellshark? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:07:29
- It's when you pinch your foreskin shut, piss into it until it's the size of a marrow, then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:08:39
- oh. Option a then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:09:41
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:10:02
- oh. Option a then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:09:41
- It's when you pinch your foreskin shut, piss into it until it's the size of a marrow, then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:08:39
- Quim. Looking forward to Jafski's answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:06:56
- did you know what a swellshark was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:10:22
- No, but I like quim (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:11:16
- ^^Yoda-face (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:11:30
- No, but I like quim (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:11:16
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 14:07:14
- did you know what a swellshark was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:10:22
- Strips of sellotape that I had ripped off with my teeth and placed tenderly into position (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 14:50:32
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