ha ha
A man walks into a bar and sees there're two pieces of fresh meat hanging from the ceiling.
"What're those for, then?", he asks the barman. "Well Sir", says the barman, "that's for our competition tonight. If you can jump and touch the meat, you drink free for the night". The man thinks for a moment.
"Ah, but," he says, "what if I jump and don't reach the meat?" "In that case, Sir," the barman tells him, "you have to buy drinks for the rest of the bar. Can I put your name down for it?"
"Ah, no, I don't think so", says the man,
"The steaks are too high".
Posted By: Pragmatist on May 3rd 2005 at 09:49:57
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- Why (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 3, 09:44:06
- apparantly its a just a holiday where the banks dont trade... (General Chat) - Normannz_Ghost_Dawg, May 3, 09:57:59
- so they can count all their money (n/m) (General Chat) - Normannz_Ghost_Dawg, May 3, 09:46:44
- ha ha (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 3, 09:49:57
- thats a very "well done" one :o-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Normannz_Ghost_Dawg, May 3, 09:54:18
- ha ha (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 3, 09:49:57
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