Locked out but in

A pal of mine arrives at his girlfriends at 9.00am after a long overnight shift driving trains to get some kip.

He opens up the porch
Puts down bag outside porch
Steps inside porch to open up front door forgetting keys are in porch door
Porch door slams shut and locks itself
Keys are outside
His bag with water and phone is outside
He is locked inside the porch
The house front door and porch are both away from the road and the road is very quiet, and there are little or no passers by to attract attention.
Girlfriend is not due back from work until late afternoon.
He does not dare break the porch door.
It?s summer and the front of the house gets sun and he was a mini greenhouse for 9 hours before she turned up.

Posted By: KentonCanary on March 4th 2010 at 13:48:54

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fao people who lock themselves out of their homes (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 13:29:42
- Locked out but in (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 4, 13:48:54
  - i had a great one before an away trip to brum i think it was (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:55:04
  - roflecopters (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 13:53:47
- I sleptwalked out of my flat into a busy Wood Green st once. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 13:35:48
  - haha, with or without undergarment? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 13:37:59
- No, but I did it in the Carlton Highland hotel in Edinburgh. Without the boxer shorts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:35:41
  - G-String Steve-a? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:38:01
    - Err. No :-| (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:40:05
      - ^^ doth protest too much (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:41:48
- i thought i'd locked myself out once (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:34:39
  - Break into the woman next door ?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:35:59
    - yeah she's gotta be in her 70s (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:38:06
      - geriatrics make a change from midgets I guess (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 13:40:08
        
        ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:43:26
        
        people shrink with old-age intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 13:43:09
  - lolf (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 13:35:33
    - oh yeah was drunk (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 13:37:46
      - reminds me of a PGL holiday I went on as a kid (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 13:41:46
- you should ave txt me-id ave come to help (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 4, 13:32:36
  - didn't have my sel-phone on me (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 13:34:04

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