OK - you can groan at any time (one that's better on verbal telling)

Bloke says he can identify any car by having its key shoved up its arse and turned. So he's put to the test

"easy Ford Mondeo"

"easy Volvo S70"

Tries one that's a bit rarer

"Simple - Porsche 911 1987 model"

This keeps going and his mates are really fed up so they grab a big old spark plug (told you it was old) and ram it up. He pauses a moment, closes his eyes, smiles and says

Champion.

Posted By: camcan on March 4th 2010 at 10:01:58

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I got my keys stuck up my arse once (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 09:49:59
- do you know the joke about that? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 09:50:44
  - Erm, no! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 09:55:32
    - OK - you can groan at any time (one that's better on verbal telling) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 10:01:58
      - groan! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:21:24

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