A joke...

A thick t**t drags a huge box to an Antiques Roadshow in Suffolk, and queues up to see an expert.

"Where did you get this?" asks the bloke behind the desk.

"It's been in my loft for 50 years" replies the thick 13 fingered knob, "and i think it must be some kind of family heirloom."

"I see" says the expert, "tell me, do you have it insured?"

"No" replies the thick moon barking cock, "do you think I should have?"

" Yeah" replies the expert, "it's your f**king water tank"

Posted By: Fierce Panda on February 26th 2010 at 12:07:02

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A joke... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:07:02
- 'Moon Barking Cock'. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 26, 12:15:31
  - A pleasure... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:18:42
    - I'd never've guessed. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 26, 12:19:12
      - You're teasing me, you are (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:20:20
        
        That's Olive's job. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 26, 12:21:34
        
        I love olives, me, fucking love 'em... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:23:31
        
        FPPLB (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 26, 12:29:37
        
        FFSTIAROLOB!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 26, 14:02:59
        
        Fierce Panda Probes Luscious Beverley? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:31:16
        
        Oi. Hands off. I saw her (them) first. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 26, 12:24:27
        
        Problem solved! (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 26, 12:28:57
        
        tudders is gonna get you proper bum style (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 26, 12:32:06

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