Have you ever...

after being dumped via msn messenger by your girlfriend of two years, all the way from the USA where she was doing camp america.

Have you ever then gone out got royally bladdered with your mates, ended up in mercy, went off with a random girl who lived somewhere in the fine city that I dont recall. Accidently dialled speed-dial 1 on your old Nokia whilst getting undressed with said random, and then recorded the first ten or so minutes of drunken romp with random on your recent ex's voicemail so that as soon as she touches down in the UK and is picked up from the airport by her parents the first thing she gets on her phone is that voicemail.

Well have you?

that showed her

Posted By: samcd84 on February 2nd 2010 at 15:45:47

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Have you ever... (General Chat) - samcd84, Feb 2, 15:45:47
- Aaaaarrggghhh... (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 2, 16:18:24
  - lol (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 2, 16:19:47
- My mate shagged a girl up the arse outside the waterfront. (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 2, 16:07:53
  - Oh, that reminds me (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 2, 16:24:14
    - That's the Hong Kong Chinese Post Office (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 16:28:56
      - Yes. The rattle of Woks, the whiff of MSG........still get me going today (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 2, 16:32:00
        
        Don't tell that to XXL16, you may end up with a Gary Holt mask and a soft toy (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 2, 16:35:43
        
        Ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 2, 18:04:45
        
        office frightening guffaw (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Feb 2, 16:47:56
  - How romantic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 2, 16:16:41
  - did he..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 2, 16:12:30
  - did you shout ''he's behind you''. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 2, 16:10:55
- Kind of, i was going through a cross dressing phase and was in mercy (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 2, 15:55:18
  - do you still do that thing with the.... (General Chat) - samcd84, Feb 2, 16:05:25
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 2, 16:00:09
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 15:58:14
- No, but that happened to a mate of mine with her boyfriend. Except her boyfriend wasn't (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 15:48:52
- Yes (General Chat) - conker, Feb 2, 15:47:42
  - only on twitter and i doubt you put it on there (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Feb 2, 15:49:01
    - Like this ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 2, 15:50:46
- ROFL (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 2, 15:46:51

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