What about if, right, say you had just had a munch on some vertical food in The Belgian

Monk and boozed two halves of Ter Dolen Triple and came outside onto Pottergate when a lithe, mini-skirted Sarah zoomed up right quick on her Xcess MX S780s, put some envelopes near your Pegasus 89 NDs and fell over, legs akimbo, shouting "White C5s you braindead ponce!".

Would you run off like a sprinter, across Exchange Street, zoom down Bedford Street and do some handstands really quickly outside Dogfish singing "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?" or would you get some feathers out of the bodies of the s**tty pigeons on the rubbish grass outside the Bird Cage and rest them near her minge?

hmmm? hmmm?

Which of those two dreadful courses of action would you take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 26th 2010 at 11:56:33

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What about if, right, say you had just had a munch on some vertical food in The Belgian (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 11:56:33
- I'd (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 26, 12:13:09
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:14:17
    - Aint that the truth honey. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 26, 12:15:38
- a) although my handstands would be of poor quality (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 26, 12:12:11
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:12:30
- minge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 26, 12:10:09
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:10:29
- Neither. I'd go in the Birdcage and hide from Olive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 26, 12:02:40
  - FPPLB (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:08:18
    - Big old falsification! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 26, 12:09:19
  - Not really the best hiding place (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 26, 12:05:07
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:05:04
    - Says who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 26, 12:07:00
      - Me, I do. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:07:24
        
        Oh okay. Answer a) then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 26, 12:08:17
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:08:32
- I saw your twitter page the other day, I thought (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 12:00:21
  - all those things are true (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:01:19
    - No I meant, this is really happening, I'm not dreaming sort of way :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 26, 12:02:49
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 26, 11:59:23
  - Good (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:00:51
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 26, 12:21:25
      - He's a vagina decliner (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 26, 12:21:43
        
        that's Mark Curry you're thinking of (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 26, 12:24:33
    - i think you are wrong on that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 26, 12:04:32
- hmmm. handstands outside the Dogfish, I think (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 26, 11:57:59
  - I'd stand outside Ace Records in Pottergate thinking it was 1980 (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 26, 12:01:39
    - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:02:14
  - oh, I've just remembered I can't do handstands. Would have to be the pigeon / minge thing. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 26, 11:59:14
    - That's ok. Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 26, 12:01:35

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