Delia and the tramp

This tale is slightly ruined by my missing the end but still a bit amusing...

Just walking through Cambridge and heard a wintercomferter talking to his mates. "So I was standing outside the old haunted bookshop last night and these two nuns came along flanking another woman. I asked if she could spare some change and she said 'Do you know who I am' - and I realised that she was on the telly and then that it was that Delia Smith. Yeah Delia Smith."

At that point he crossed the road and I didn't really want to follow as I don't blend in too well with stringersrevenge's mates but one of his mates went 'fair play to her then' so I guess that means she put her hand in her pocket. Unless it means that she shared a sip of sherry with him.

Posted By: camcan on January 22nd 2010 at 13:23:58

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Delia and the tramp (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 22, 13:23:58
- "I don't blend in too well with stringersrevenge's mates" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 22, 13:28:08
  - just referencing his bath-time story from earlier (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 22, 13:29:36
    - Er yeah "mates" "one guy" "worked" "temping" "admin department" (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jan 22, 13:46:06
- You ought to send that to the Reader's Digest, camcan (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 22, 13:25:47
- What is a wintercomferter, and why is Delia wasting our transfer budget on a tramp ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 13:25:08
  - WinterComfort is the homeless charity in Cambridge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 22, 13:28:57
    - did you know that the average beggar earns ?45 ph in Cambridge? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 22, 13:30:22
      - they ought to be deported back to Scotland... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 22, 13:36:00
      - I spoke to a lotto winner once, and said to him "what do you do about all the begging (NCFC) - pants, Jan 22, 13:32:37
      - what do the good ones earn? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 22, 13:31:41
        
        Free text alerts if you're in a 100m radius of them (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 22, 13:33:21
      - That's a lot of meths (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 13:31:24
  - it's a wintercomforter spelt wrongly (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 22, 13:28:37

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