I have a fear of horses/donkeys etc. When I was a small child I went on a donkey ride (car

eful) on the beach at Filey. As I was getting on I got my foot stuck between the donkey and the strap that holds the saddle on.

The donkey didn't like this and careered off down the beach dragging me along under it's hooves.

I avoided serious injury but I cried a lot.

The donkey man laughed, My Dad called him a Fat Northern Twat.

I got an ice cream.

I've never really got over it.

Posted By: jafski on January 18th 2010 at 15:51:48

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Horses ! (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:43:08
- The French eat them (n/m) (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Jan 18, 16:38:36
- See? (General Chat) - Klubsajook, Jan 18, 16:16:50
- it's alright for some (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 18, 15:52:10
- PUMP! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 15:49:04
- A horse trod on my foot once. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 15:45:42
  - Was it pulling the Gout Wagon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 15:49:34
    - No. It was the Chariot of Gout. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 15:50:52
      - I'm Gouticus. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:52:22
        
        No! I'm Gouticus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 15:55:59
        
        Oh yeah. You are. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:58:26
  - Gouto Star? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:46:14
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 15:53:16
    - Haha. No. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 15:47:28
      - I have a fear of horses/donkeys etc. When I was a small child I went on a donkey ride (car (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:51:48
        
        I got bit by one of the cunts when i was small. (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 15:58:44
        
        I saw one miss booting a kid in the head by about an inch in 1985. It was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 16:01:01
        
        That's what scares me the most. Getting kicked off one of the fuckers (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 16:03:30
        
        Yep me too, that and anal propapse. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 16:05:57
        
        Oh and anal prolapse. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 16:17:28
        
        I did a cross-country trek last year on a horse called Petey... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 15:55:48
        
        Not really a big fan of them, only for the very Childish reason (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 18, 15:53:52
        
        Oh yeah, that too. That confirmed to me that horses were bad things. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 18, 15:55:02
        
        Cunts (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 15:56:27
        
        Yeah. They're wankers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 15:53:48

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