Maybe ducks used to bake their own bread

then got lazy when humans came along and did it for them. maybe, therefore, we are ducks' unwitting slaves.

Posted By: jamesward on January 13th 2010 at 11:28:19

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Ducks eat bread, therefore bakers must have evolved before ducks. #amateurscience (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 11:25:49
- ducks shouldnt eat too much bread otherwise their crops will burst! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 13, 11:39:07
- Maybe ducks used to bake their own bread (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 13, 11:28:19
  - Ducks shouldn't eat bread apparently, it's bad for them (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 11:29:02
    - coeliac ducks definitely shouldnt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 13, 11:30:05
    - Cos it fills them up but has no nutritional value (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:29:50
      - does it kill them? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 13, 11:33:17
        
        Sort of, cos then they don't eat their proper food so die of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:34:19
        
        Look at this cunt (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 13, 11:34:55
        
        He's not feeding a duck. Hope this helps (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 11:37:10
        
        is that not a goose that he's feeding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 11:36:32
        
        You've all looked far closer at this image than I did (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 13, 11:38:32
        
        yes they do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 11:41:01
        
        No, but they do eat toddlers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:39:53
        
        And fly upside down (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:40:28
        
        That's whiffling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 13, 12:21:53
        
        He is trying to feed the ducks, but the goose is guarding them from the murderer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:38:07
        
        Yup. Murderer. I hope that "duck" gave him a right goosing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:35:56
      - Same with hedgehogs. Hedgehogs eating bread I mean, not ducks eating hedgehogs (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:30:10
        
        hedgehogs eating ducks is fine though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 13, 11:32:36
        
        giving them pineapple and cheese would be amusing though (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 13, 11:34:13

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