I was flicking round the channels the other evening

and came across some redneck in a wood, firing a big gun at the rate of 800 rounds a minute (or something). Then he started spouting religious claptrap with a gun metaphor: "in our arsenal of weapons against THE DEVIL we have prayer. If I could shoot prayers at THE DEVIL as fast as this weapon he wouldn't stand a chance"

Posted By: BerlinCanary on November 19th 2009 at 17:06:42

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If there was a proper war, right, with the Bosch invading (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 16:25:19
- There's a programme on Discovery Knowledge called Future Weapons (General Chat) - Small, Nov 19, 16:45:34
  - yeah seen it. A lot of people are VERY into it, not least the people who make a fortune (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 16:59:58
    - I was flicking round the channels the other evening (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 19, 17:06:42
      - jesus wept (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 17:11:26
- war is against my religion (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 16:34:32
  - but nearly all wars are started because of religion (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:36:52
    - er perhaps religion is used to justify them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 16:40:16
    - Ahem! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trolling, Nov 19, 16:39:18
    - have you got a link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 16:37:55
      - only the world's greatest mind (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:40:05
        
        It's that because it's never been used? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 16:41:28
        
        can you explain the gag there please (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:42:10
        
        epic trolling the last few weeks. Almost like your life depends on it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 16:45:35
        
        i asked you to explain the gag (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:48:23
        
        that's a poor explanation (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 16:47:15
        
        Ahem! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trolling, Nov 19, 16:48:55
        
        what exactly does Ahem! mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 16:49:50
        
        the missing link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 16:41:06
- Depends under what circumstances (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 16:33:54
- i'd watch it on HD (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 16:32:55
- If i didn't know what I know now then I'd probably sign up (General Chat) - Small, Nov 19, 16:32:28
  - I'd make out I was bent up too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 16:36:25
- I'd stay at home and watch it unfold on the telly, with an ounce and a box of krispycremes (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Nov 19, 16:27:43
  - Krispycremes are those disgusting merkin doughnuts, are they not? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 16:29:28
- I wasn't allowed in the forces as I have asthma (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Nov 19, 16:26:49
- option number b. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 16:26:48
  - They should make everyone who's just bought Call Of Duty sign up first (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 16:30:29
    - I went on a gun range in Colombia a few months ago (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 16:32:28
      - arra's (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 16:34:07
        
        there was crossbow training too (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 16:38:43
- i was thinking about this the other day (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:26:47
  - Or 3 with the size of your conk (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 16:36:20
    - Ahem! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trolling, Nov 19, 16:39:35
    - not sure extra pencils will be any madder (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 16:39:25

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