Enough bollocks about horoscopes, someone tell me how to get chilli oil off my hands!

I've just chopped up and pickled a kilo of f**king napalm in chilli form. Now my fingers are burning despite having washed them with detergent, cooking oil, vinegar and alcohol and I daren't go for a slash.

How the f**k can I get this stuff off, please???

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on November 12th 2009 at 19:05:33

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Enough bollocks about horoscopes, someone tell me how to get chilli oil off my hands! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:05:33
- Serious answer - looks like nothing does (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 12, 19:25:27
  - yeah, saw that page, only thing left to try is stainless steel...???!!! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:31:01
    - Has anyone suggested... (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 12, 19:36:02
      - thankfully, all is now solved - incredibly, the stainless steel thing actually works! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:40:18
        
        Hurrah! Another victory for "Ask the Wrath"! (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 12, 19:42:21
        
        ha! and some doubted my wisdom in asking the wrathipedia (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:45:52
        
        Sperminator (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 12, 20:16:17
        
        lol, that is funny. Who did Sperminator become? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 20:44:40
- Has to be (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 12, 19:16:58
  - damn you, I thought you had a serious suggestion (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:21:19
    - Serious?? This is The Wrath!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 12, 19:23:57
      - well ok, I was expecting 10% serious replies and 90% replies (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:28:59
        
        mine is the 10% serious one (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 12, 19:34:45
        
        thanks Ralf, your effort was duly noted (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:40:45
- it's just like a jellyfish sting, piss on them (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 12, 19:14:47
  - I'm actually gojng to try this despite the fact that websites recommend acid (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:16:16
- Jif (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 19:06:24
  - I've tried lemon juice too, doesn't seem to have had an effect (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:08:44
    - Cheese grater? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 12, 19:10:17
  - Cif (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 19:07:06
    - No (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 19:08:54
      - No, I'll be using that on my nob later (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:15:35
        
        That was meant to be a reply to yarmyyarmy ^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:34:04
      - Starburst? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 19:11:45
        
        I HATE YOU (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 19:14:53
        
        Hate me, hate my Choco Puffs. And my Snickers. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 19:18:01
        
        *happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 19:21:44
        
        Himsworth's Happy Place. Sponsored by the KitKat Crescent. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 19:25:50
        
        rofls, now I find that funny, York City selling out for 100k (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 19:27:53
        
        Sneekers? (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 12, 19:20:53
        
        You don't know what a Snickers is, do you CB41? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 19:24:20
        
        It used to be a Marathon in my kid's day. (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 12, 19:26:10
        
        good man, I still refer to them as Marathons (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:55:33

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