such a card

Selwyn should have his own tv programme, what with this hilarious tomfoolery.

I've got a ticket
No I haven't!

Hard to beat humour with a cutting edge like that

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on October 28th 2009 at 20:47:44

Message Thread

Anyone got 2 spare tickets for Stockport please... (NCFC) - greendude, Oct 28, 19:55:34
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 20:24:06
  - to what? (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Oct 28, 20:26:25
  - i mean no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 20:26:01
    - Mavis out of Open All Hours (n/m) (NCFC) - SCCs Jar Porn Shop, Oct 28, 20:57:31
    - dick (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 20:30:24
      - head (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 20:31:14
    - dick (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Oct 28, 20:27:10
    - lmao (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 20:26:53
      - such a card (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 20:47:44
        
        Then one day he could arrange to meet someone here to sell it. (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 20:49:55
        
        it would be rib-achingly funny (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 20:51:58
        
        and then he could invite you both over to his for a pyjama and porn party (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 28, 20:57:01
        
        rofllmaolollerpooolooooza (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 21:03:53
        
        OH MINE!!! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:03:33
        
        I'm up for it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 21:02:38
        
        What would be your catchphrase before the vinegar strokes? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 21:04:52
        
        HAAAADOOUUKEEEN! (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 21:09:37
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 21:11:22
        
        oh dear, haha (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 21:16:13
        
        hahah they're speaking spanish man LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 21:21:49
        
        bizarre comment to make, but that's a brill vid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:24:42
        
        It was good. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 21:28:42
        
        his health bar was only down to half! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:32:39
        
        nice use of Bunraku there (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:21:29
        
        mine would be (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:05:41
        
        I think I'd do loud grange hill "din it dint der!!!!" and my pecker could be the sausage (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 21:08:01
        
        coincidence - this came on itunes about 2 minutes ago (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:12:41
        
        What would make it funnier would be if he says he'll give the proceeds to charity (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 20:56:27
        
        my god, I think I've split my sides already (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 21:04:09
- yes me mate (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 28, 20:03:58
  - That was during the fuel strike, wuntit? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 20:16:17
  - Sorry didn't go to the match... which stand is it... will there be much bother> (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Oct 28, 20:10:13
    - bother! its stockport not millwall ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 20:29:51
      - How do you know what Stockport is like? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 20:41:35
    - ... sorry much bother from stewards or do you have to be dead quiet? (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Oct 28, 20:11:03

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