It's a calculated risk I suppose. Add up all the time you've saved in not wiping for a sec

ond time and you'll have possibly as much as a few minutes extra in your life.

However. It only has to go wrong once and you'll be known as Duke of Poo. Or something.

Posted By: jafski on October 20th 2009 at 14:20:53

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You know when you do one of them poos that when you wipe theres nothing on the paper? (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 13:51:15
- C) Check your shirt (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Oct 20, 16:46:06
- Use a bidet like what the French do (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Oct 20, 16:26:45
- tehwatch, manfluwatch, now poowatch - no end to the man's skills... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 20, 14:31:49
  - It is weirdly exhilarating isn't it, a miracle poo? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:35:49
    - It's environmentally friendly (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 14:37:05
      - Yes, yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:40:11
        
        I'm a great fan of the miracle shit/ghost shit combination (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 20, 15:48:21
- Technically that's called a "Miracle Poo" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 14:06:47
  - Wisd (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:08:42
    - Ahem. I mean wise words and technical knowledge from our legal expert. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:09:26
- Firstly I'd like to congratulate you on a great question. I always wipe again not becuase (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 20, 14:03:01
  - Correct. Can't be too careful. And thanks, glad you enjoyed my question. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:10:04
    - Am I alone in having faith in wipe one? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 14:15:12
      - It's a calculated risk I suppose. Add up all the time you've saved in not wiping for a sec (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 14:20:53
      - Yes, you unhygienic skidmarked poo-panted stinkbomb (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 14:17:46
- Trust the wipe (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 20, 13:55:30
  - Controversial. However, you always can trust that wipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 13:56:18
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 20, 13:54:10
  - Yes. Belt & braces. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 13:55:44
- hope you wash your hands regardless (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 20, 13:52:41
  - Oh yes, always. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 20, 13:53:45

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