WotB Psychometric Tests

1. What are you having for lunch?
a) Bacon sarnie, cuppa. None of that foreign s**t!
b) Feta cheese floating in sake, with sprinklings of paprika and rosemary, served in a kimono.

2. What is your opinion of Norwich City and Ireland defender/striker Gary Doherty?
a) Unbelievable liability who's cost the club every game they've lost since 1902
b) Unjustly maligned, actually. Thinking this makes me better than you.

3. Are you an indie jessie?
a) If knowing the artist, title, producer and recording studio of each and every track on the NME's C86 compilation makes me an indie jessie, then yes, I'm an indie jessie.
b) Fuck off and listen to The Smiths, you c**t.

4. When Margaret Thatcher finally dies, will you:
a) Dance on her grave?
b) Go on a message board posting about how great she was, rubbing your hands with glee as all the NBMBPCCs (as you think of them) vent their spleen into empty cyberspace?

Feel free to add more.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on October 2nd 2009 at 10:33:41

Message Thread

WotB Psychometric Tests (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 2, 10:33:41
- ABBA (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Oct 2, 11:08:05
- whats an "NBMBPCC?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 11:03:25
  - Namby Pamby Mummys Boy Poster Cheltenham Canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 11:05:36
    - Namby (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 11:09:46
      - erm.. Namby Pamby PC Mummy's Boy C*nt (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 11:10:27
    - (and the first B should be a P, obviously - long-haired fop's typo.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 11:07:08
    - you shudddddddddddddddup! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 11:06:46
  - It should be NPPCMBC. doy's finest hour... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 11:04:46
    - doy, the plynth media whore?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 11:07:24
- q5 has to be about an ifoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 2, 10:37:09
  - Oh yes! Q5. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 2, 10:39:08
- a, b, b and c (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:35:55
  - 'c' ? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:41:23
    - c = don't really give a shit (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:46:47
      - Pre Maggie was pretty shit (after 1970 anyway) but not as shit as during. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 10:50:15
        
        can't have been that shit in the 70's then (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:52:47
        
        It was, I had to go to work and got married :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 11:10:01
      - C is not an option. The polar opposites of A and B only, I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 2, 10:47:20
        
        b then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 2, 10:50:23

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