No bullying, just straight reportage. Here's another...

Alice, Phillippe, Thomas and Bunty popped up to the Hall last night - we're staying with the Fondant-Smythes for a few days.

Needless to say the shampoo was flowing and, after tea, Bunty and Alice decided it would be jolly if we all went skinny dipping in the loch. Phillippe, Thomas and myself led the proceedings, stripped off pronto and jumped in off the high bank. Alice was next.

Unfortunately Bunty, poor gal, took a bit of a run up and leapt over the edge, catching her ridiculously hairy mary on a gorse bush. She hung there for a good hour or two whilst we swam, played crib and Thommo took potshots at her tits with his Tisdall Damascus.

Eventually Privet, Tonker's man, came down with some shears and, whilst averting his eyes, cut a swathe through her fanny hair. She bounced off the rocks a couple of times and in she went - she's a good old stick.

Later that night I caught Tonker giving Alice a right good seeing to over the snooker table - he's got an arse like a thrup'ney rabbit!

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 1st 2009 at 14:11:36

Message Thread

OK, so I'm just back from holiday (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:26:36
- It's been a strange start to the season (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 1, 13:56:57
  - That's cool (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 14:00:22
    - We've totally tapped him up and they are literally shaking with rage. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 14:03:15
      - me (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 1, 14:05:34
        
        Congrats. You must be literally slaking with praise? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 14:10:57
        
        not yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 1, 14:21:25
    - That's exactly what we all said - 'bout time we grew some teeth. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 14:02:21
      - I keep saying that about Comecardiff Junior. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 14:03:37
        
        Boys, intut (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 1, 14:05:33
        
        Except she's a girl. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 14:06:39
- Oh and we forgot, Delia is selling up (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 1, 13:56:23
- what they all say, plus (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 13:36:14
- you'll get used to it (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 1, 13:35:59
- All of the below, and... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 1, 13:34:24
  - That would be megabrill (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:44:14
  - although I still think it's Lambo on the wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:35:24
- It was all of us (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 13:33:08
  - Can people really not understand Lambert? I can and I like the cut of his jib. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 13:46:21
    - I can too. But its because he says so little that there's plenty of time to translate. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 13:49:13
  - That post has been through the malkyiser (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:42:06
    - You've missed some very good 'dirty gentry' posts. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 13:47:07
      - What's a 'dirty gentry' post? (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:49:27
        
        They're quite new, and very good. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 13:55:34
        
        OIC (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:58:50
        
        No bullying, just straight reportage. Here's another... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:11:36
        
        An arse like a thru'penny rabbit, you say? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 14:14:31
      - I thought he just texted you what was going on on his hols (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 13:48:15
        
        me too. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 13:50:28
        
        Shpeaking of texts, did you get mine ? I dint know the noo manager till yisty ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 1, 13:56:10
        
        No mate - none on 'em. If it was while I was at V - I wunt uve done. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:07:15
        
        Ah. Would have been on Satdee 15th. Wanted to know the score and manager. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 1, 14:12:18
        
        I was daaahn London Taaaahn - should have got them. You have my new number? I'll do you a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:14:00
  - "Paul McWeighalot" - arf. The best one yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 1, 13:35:41
    - We love you Paul McVeigh, Although you're old and fat (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:41:42
    - Although I think he is about the player I've seen capable of controlling a football (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:36:49
      - class has shone through there (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 13:43:16
        
        nope - looked pretty pacey on Saturday (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:44:07
        
        far too early to judge (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 13:47:31
      - I do tend to agree actually. Won't be long before i'm belting out WLYPMcV (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 1, 13:39:25
        
        Re: Won't be long before i'm belting out (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 13:41:42
  - that's a pretty good summary - forgot about the class of Paul Mcveigh (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:35:02
  - correction (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 13:34:35
- I have no idea where to start (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:32:58
  - I noticed we had a player called Hughes (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:37:54
    - Hughes (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:40:13
      - Is "Hughes" the most common surname in league football? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 13:47:18
        
        Smith? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 13:51:07
        
        No (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 13:51:01
      - Slimmer than Paul ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 1, 13:43:08
    - He's played. One good game and one anonymous against Sunlun (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 1, 13:39:07
- In order (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 13:30:23
  - TVM (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 1, 13:36:15
    - Nope Kilt will never play for us again (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:38:42
    - Again in order (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 13:38:39
- Nothing, absolutely nothing, is more bewildering than with normal life. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 1, 13:29:15

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