I wish my job was like being a professional footballer.

Every time I'd switched jobs I'd have got a signing on fee. And then I could get offered a 3 or 4 year contract, work for a couple of months then call in the rest of the year sick, then decide I wanted to leave and they'd have to let me go AND pay me a "settlement".

Posted By: Steve in Holland on August 6th 2009 at 12:42:58

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I wish my job was like being a professional footballer. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 12:42:58
- You are forgetting the wind down years as well. (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 6, 12:45:59
- I'd like to be Robert Earnshaw too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 6, 12:44:09
  - AND if I was still pissed from the night before and late for work, I could just (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 12:52:44
    - Then all your colleagues would give you a big hug the next day (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 12:55:31
      - and some fuckwit fans will chant your name next game (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 6, 12:56:24
        
        Just like they will if asbo starts playing well (NCFC) - pants, Aug 6, 14:39:34
        
        Yeah but people would still buy T-Mobile subscriptions because I keep talking to the press (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 13:02:49
    - arrers (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 6, 12:53:38

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