Alice, Phillippe, Thomas and Bunty popped up to the Hall last night - we're staying with

the Fondant-Smythes for a few days. Needless to say the shampoo was flowing and, after tea, Bunty and Alice decided it would be jolly if we all went skinny dipping in the loch. Phillippe, Thomas and myself led the proceedings, stripped off pronto and jumped in off the high bank. Alice was next. Unfortunately Bunty, poor gal, took a bit of a run up and leapt over the edge, catching her ridiculously hairy mary on a gorse bush. She hung there for a good hour or two whilst we swam, played crib and Thommo took potshots at her tits with his Tisdall Damascus. Eventually Privet, Tonker's man, came down with some shears and, whilst averting his eyes, cut a swathe through her fanny hair. She bounced off the rocks a couple of times and in she went - she's a good old stick. Later that night I caught Tonker giving Alice a right good seeing to over the snooker table - he's got an arse like a thrup'ney rabbit!

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 4th 2009 at 12:39:56

Message Thread

Just finished listening to The Fall. Have I missed anything? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:12:16
- Yes. Norwich City are now Norwich Town, according to Mark E Smith. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 4, 12:59:35
- Alice, Phillippe, Thomas and Bunty popped up to the Hall last night - we're staying with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:39:56
  - immense (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 13:29:01
  - incredible. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 13:09:57
  - You're what makes this site great, MBK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:50:28
- Pissed off that you have turned up (General Chat) - Spangles Muldoon, Aug 4, 12:27:44
  - You'd have got my life insurance money, too. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:28:45
    - With the premiums L&G charge (General Chat) - Spangles Muldoon, Aug 4, 12:32:19
  - ha ha. POTD. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:28:10
- You can't have finished listening to The Fall. No-one should ever do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:24:40
  - It's only a temporary break, fear not. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:27:35
- we won at Palarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 12:24:16
- 20,000 Norwich fans can't be wrong (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:17:54
  - Ah yes, I've seen these TWELVE new players. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:21:44
    - Bless. That makes me proud to post here occasionally. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Aug 4, 12:25:30
      - "and a Jens Berthel Aaaaskou" (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:26:37
        
        He does have the touch of Dolph about him doesn't he. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Aug 4, 12:31:43
    - It's because we got him from Barcelona B isn't it? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:24:04
      - you did miss this funny story from Brandy. Otto (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:26:29
        
        you also missed TH getting owned by SCC the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:29:22
        
        blimey. Another sensitive one (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:30:30
        
        Just telling it like it is (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:32:43
        
        haha (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 12:37:34
    - not as much as we've missed you (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:23:16
      - Moved house. Employers unsympathetic to constant Interweb. Joined band, working lots. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:26:49
        
        you missed a famous win at Palace (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:28:46
        
        Soon, hopefully. Although I've not really checked out the fixtures properly (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:29:58
        
        Mr C is just buying Brentford tickets (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:32:48
        
        Orient. Make sure you go to Orient. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:32:28
        
        I've been to Brisbane Road before. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:34:32
        
        It's some way off though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 12:37:43
        
        Scored against Newcastle the other week (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:35:57
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 4, 12:16:44
- yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 4, 12:16:12
  - Balls. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 4, 12:16:53

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