HOOTER! HOOTER! MASSIVE HOOTER SOUND! Oh my perverse Angels! My swollen, painful Angels!

I come awake
With a gift for womankind
You're still asleep
But the gift don't seem to mind
Rise on this occasion
Halfway up your back
Sliding down your body
Touching your behind

You look so self-possessed
I won't disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best

Wake up and make love with me
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you
I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love

You come awake
In a horny morning mood
And have a proper wriggle
In the naughty naked nude
Roll against my body
Get me where you want me
What happens next is private
It's also very rude

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Put that right in that sentence Sonny!

Squeeze it in there Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on July 21st 2009 at 15:13:12

Message Thread

FAO: AB (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 14:44:05
- My brother is bang into that. Seriously. Has been known to set an alarm to get him up v. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 14:45:55
  - My village is called Flappy Hump. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 14:52:27
    - What goes on? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 21, 14:53:28
      - Middle Ages type-shit. I have no idea actually - I've only just registered. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 14:54:35
        
        get a jig going (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 21, 14:54:57
        
        I'm going to tie an inflated pig's bladder to a stick and get pissed on mead (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 15:01:16
        
        A-hey nonny nonny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 15:03:06
        
        I'm expanding the timber camp and building a clay pit at the moment so I'll do that later. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 15:04:38
  - I assume you've had a word? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 21, 14:50:01
    - No point, water off a duck's back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 14:54:02
      - staying up all night playing games on the pc (General Chat) - pants, Jul 21, 14:55:56
        
        It sounds like AB's bro goes beyond staying up all night. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 21, 15:05:00
        
        He doesn't stay up all night, he just, sometimes, makes sure that nothing gets in teh way (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 15:07:25
        
        HOOTER! HOOTER! MASSIVE HOOTER SOUND! Oh my perverse Angels! My swollen, painful Angels! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Jul 21, 15:13:12
        
        sigh.......... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 21, 15:15:53
        
        I like it, there's far too much sensibleness on this board sometimes. It's a nice, safe (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 21, 15:19:14
        
        David Owen (General Chat) - pants, Jul 21, 15:23:05
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 15:07:42

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