Yeah but given a choice of waking up to those norks every day or attending fund raisers fo

r the local old peoples mini bus. Well, put it this way, I wouldn't be planning on attending any jumble sales in the church hall.

Posted By: jafski on July 20th 2009 at 13:01:13

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Christian of the day (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 12:48:54
- She ugly (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 20, 13:26:54
  - Mulled Wine isn't going to win any beauty contests himself though, is he. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 20, 13:30:38
  - Think it's just you'n'me who think so. But I heartily agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 20, 13:28:17
    - Not at all, I stated she had a face like a bag of yams! (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:32:07
      - she has a face? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 13:35:27
        
        Honestly! Keep looking! If you still struggle.... (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:38:56
    - She's a pig (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:30:33
- here's the bird what drove him to it (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 12:56:46
  - Face like a bag of Yams......but Christ on a Tartan rug, she makes up for it! (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:03:21
  - Those bad boys could often be seen in the jacuzzi at Greens (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 20, 13:00:03
  - ...doesn't do anything for me. Like the desc of PM as "played for Kings Lynn and NI"! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 20, 12:58:27
    - Google Images her with safe search off. Crumbs! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 20, 13:01:35
    - Yeah but given a choice of waking up to those norks every day or attending fund raisers fo (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 13:01:13
      - Agreed. In fact, if I had gone out with her for any part of my life whatsoever... (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:23:04
      - given the choice, i'd happily de-frock her... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 13:05:53
        
        As long as she didn't speak, I'm sure it'd be fun (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 20, 13:07:29
        
        She could watch me move in mysterious ways anytime she wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 13:07:10
        
        If she wanted to find religion, I'd happily nail her on a cross (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 20, 13:06:59
        
        She could confess to my Bishop before i took her up the Rector (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 20, 13:20:06
        
        What even if there was a pew there ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:22:44
        
        I'd happily baptise her with my Holy Water! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:10:50
        
        I'd like to discuss the immaculate conception and the second coming with her. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 13:12:41
        
        She could go down on her knees with me any time (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:16:43
        
        i'd genuflect in front of her altar (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 13:17:44
        
        I'd love to hear her confessions. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 20, 13:18:23
        
        She could bash my bishop (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:19:48
        
        I'd take her up the apse anytime she wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 13:21:23
        
        I'd let her snuff my candle whenever she liked. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 20, 13:25:40
        
        I'd go on a crusade to her holy land anytime she wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 13:30:29
        
        She could kneel before me as I relay some ecuminical matter over her face (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 20, 13:32:52
        
        I'd Hail her Mary (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:34:48
        
        I'd Hallelu-her any day of the week! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 20, 13:36:23
- haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 20, 12:52:44
- Good luck to him. Nice bloke. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 20, 12:52:42
- nice photo... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 12:51:33
- Am I right in saying that in the Catholic mass, the congregation only get wafers... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 20, 12:50:54
  - You can have either or both. Or at least you could till Father 'Delaneys' got to the vino. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 20, 12:54:24
  - nope, the congregation get a sip of wine too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 12:52:15
    - ok - just wondering, like... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 20, 12:56:39

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