I love the idea that you're diagnosed over the phone

Brings up NHS Direct symptoms page on screen. Rings doc. "I'm suffering from the following"
"Yep you've got swine flu, don't work for two weeks"

Posted By: camcan on July 17th 2009 at 09:58:37

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Someone in my team has got swine flu, I sent her home yesterday and it's been confirmed by (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 09:54:37
- I thought you lot said swine flu was 'not a problem in UK'? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 17, 10:16:37
  - "smell the roses" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 10:29:20
  - It is not a problem, as usual everybody panics because the newspapers print shite, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 10:20:01
  - It isn't. Once it even starts coming close to killing the amount of people that die every (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 10:17:57
    - Worries me more than most (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 17, 10:21:37
      - I'm not sure I've ever had 'flu (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 17, 10:30:39
        
        lol. You can joing me in premature mourning. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 17, 10:49:45
        
        Shit better get my predictions in before you pop yer clogs!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 10:51:45
    - but it will. and more besides. have you had YOUR tamiflu? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 17, 10:19:47
      - I had one of them for afters last night, not a whole one. It was well nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 10:21:37
        
        I dont like coffee in my deserts. Fucking Italians (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 17, 10:22:29
        
        speaking of which. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 10:26:23
- My boss's's's daughter has had rasher 'flu confirmed, so he's been off "just in case" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 10:00:08
  - Actually it's "bossesese's". Don't mention it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 17, 10:04:48
- I'm not sure (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 17, 09:58:03
  - Thankfully she's not my type, she eats too much beetroot (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 09:59:30
    - You may be on to something here HT! Swine flu may well be related to beetroot consumption (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jul 17, 10:12:55
      - She's doesn't like coleslaw, so yer safe with that. She justs sits at her desk every lunch (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 10:56:02
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 17, 10:10:37
- i've got it too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 17, 09:56:17
  - Is it bad? I never get ill, and guess what I said to someone yesterday morning (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 09:58:50
    - my boss and director are both off now with (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 10:22:07
    - i hardly ever get ill either (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 17, 10:00:34
      - anyway i'm far too hardcore to die of flu (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 17, 10:03:16
    - Surely, if you're suffering from it, you can say whether it's bad or no (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 17, 09:59:39
      - Feeling a little hot, little bit sniffly and I've seen 2 individual magpie sightings in (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 10:01:37
        
        the main characteristic seems to be this hacking cough that comes from nowhere (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 17, 10:03:19
  - I love the idea that you're diagnosed over the phone (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 17, 09:58:37
    - yep i defo won't be working over the next 2 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 17, 09:59:16
      - I was wondering how you could catch it (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 17, 10:00:23
        
        lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 17, 10:01:58

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