You wouldn't want to use this stuff indoors, mind

it seems to work on the basis of smell-like-the-piss-off-a-really-big-animal. They don't wander up, sniff a bit and then sod off without dropping anything off: they just don't appear at all.

It's marvellous. I can eat my tea on my lap in the front room without having to stop eating and run outside shouting "KKKHHHHH", or having to look away as some hairy f**ker looks me square in they eye and turds itself to bliss.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on July 15th 2009 at 20:22:16

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Cat repellent - worth every penny. I'm thinking of having it delivered with the milk (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 19:59:37
- mm, could do with some of that to stop the cat from pissing in (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:13:37
  - Yes Worz. It's the CAT. Honestly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:16:38
    - well, I'm reasonably sure it's not me (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:18:43
      - You wouldn't want to use this stuff indoors, mind (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:22:16
        
        ah, I was going to suggest it was based on lion shit (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:25:07
        
        I work not far from a major zoo: one used to be able to buy Large Carnivore Poo for the (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:27:52
        
        does it work then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:28:42
        
        well either it did or it was a cracking wheeze for Zoo Poo Disposal (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:31:21
        
        Oh aye yeh - and Elephant Crap is (I'm told) brill for the rosebeds. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:45:56
        
        considering that I've seen Bear Grylls off Man vs Wild glugging water squeezed from (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:52:37
        
        Maybe I should've put 'furry' rather than 'hairy' (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:24:53
        
        what's the difference between hair and fur? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:28:27
        
        Thickness and length, I guess, plus you don't refer to what's on your bonce as fur (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 15, 20:30:27
        
        hmm, I think I could (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:33:55

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