I told them to save their money and whack 4 elastic bands over and old ice cream carton

well I didn't but I wanted to.

I just shuffled off, tutt-tutting arrogantly.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on July 9th 2009 at 15:43:56

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There's something for everyone out there... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 9, 15:07:15
- I think it's always been a profession for blind people (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 9, 15:20:17
  - i'd rather they did that than become bus drivers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 15:25:59
    - Or fluffers (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 9, 15:28:09
      - Blind fluffers (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 9, 15:32:07
      - or Gropecunts (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:30:50
        
        Why is it necessary to see in order to fluff, or grope a cunt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:34:21
        
        Poetic licence. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:35:59
        
        I'd had similar thoughts (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 9, 15:35:18
        
        There is very little polite company on WOTB (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:37:39
        
        bollocks, you old pervy git. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:41:57
        
        Who were you eluding to in your ukelel message OG? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:40:13
        
        "To whom". "To whom were you alluding" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:42:10
        
        But, even allowing for age, I attended Primary School in Colchester (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:45:12
        
        colly chav THEN a dnb.... not much going for you have you?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 16:06:08
        
        Indeed not. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 16:10:14
        
        Then grammar school? If so, you should know better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:50:27
        
        Thank you (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 9, 15:43:47
        
        ^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:45:51
        
        but he IS a dirty northern bastard these days old git! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:43:45
        
        Only at weekends (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:46:27
        
        And after six Viagra for him and a bottle of gin for the fuckbunny (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:48:28
        
        Good Lord. I thought you were sposed to be 50% of the polite company (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:51:02
        
        Not when I'm talking to DNBs (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 16:06:11
        
        That sounds a bit discriminatory. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 16:11:19
        
        best time to be a DNB. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:48:21
        
        Cept I'm in Narfuk this weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:51:34
        
        Me! Keep up ffs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 15:42:03
        
        they rarely are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 9, 15:35:59
        
        Indeed, there are some right ugly ones. Backhanders to the planners, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:38:04
        
        I think one of my neighbours is knocking down their extension (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 9, 15:41:23
- I've got one of those in my shed. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 9, 15:14:08
- That's why there are even people who, astonishingly enough, and to the amazement of all (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 9, 15:12:54
  - I don't believe you OG. No sane, upstanding, non-psycopathic (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:24:13
    - It's becoming an epidemic (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 9, 15:37:41
      - Blimey!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:41:45
      - See? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 15:40:47
        
        and if you get your way we'll all end up watching the grid-iron and giving each other hi-5 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 15:44:56
        
        I told them to save their money and whack 4 elastic bands over and old ice cream carton (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 9, 15:43:56
    - except... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:26:09
      - They might well do. You mean like those (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:28:03
    - Actually, on second thoughts, Chelts might. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:25:27
      - exceot its too much of a dirty norvern instrument. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:26:39
        
        or Russian? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:28:36
        
        nah, it's for poi fuckers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 15:32:32
        
        so much for russia having any fink to do with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:36:35
        
        So it would appear. God knows what I was thinking of. Balalika maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:40:59
        
        Crikey, damn right bud!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 9, 15:34:36
        
        if they have a yorkshire accent, then yes, russian. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 15:32:26

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