I was in the bogs earlier and there was a spider in the urinal blair next to me

and I thought "i'll get that out with some paper after I've had a slash"

And after I'd finished and went to get it to go on the paper, the urinals flushed through, and it went down the old plug whole

And I burst out laughing

Posted By: pants on August 23rd 2005 at 18:16:31

Message Thread

I have just killed 12 flies.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:31:08
- What did you do ... (General Chat) - bjt, Aug 23, 17:44:25
  - hee hee hee (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 18:08:01
  - i thought that was going to say (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 23, 18:06:05
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 18:08:02
    - when are you going away again.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:07:43
      - it was a joke!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 23, 19:41:37
  - appalling.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:03:55
  - *shakes head in disgust* (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 17:55:26
    - giggles.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 23, 18:05:01
      - shouldN'T (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:08:37
  - oh I say! (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 17:45:34
- I just got some good news (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 23, 17:33:29
  - ah.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:34:16
    - They need lessons in breaking good news (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 23, 17:35:30
      - may have wanted to see it was all ok.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:36:27
        
        Well that was part of it (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 23, 17:44:22
        
        oh.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:46:25
        
        Over exuberant swatting. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 17:39:49
        
        downward stroke.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:41:09
        
        We don't ever seem to get flies buzzing round the house. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 17:42:52
        
        I like Spiders... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 18:00:06
        
        I was in the bogs earlier and there was a spider in the urinal blair next to me (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 18:16:31
        
        I like spiders like pk likes pinks. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 18:04:13
        
        lol so is your uncle one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 18:17:31
        
        do your parents know some.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:06:51
        
        or your house smells so much that even the flies are scared off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 17:44:14
        
        two dyslexics in the kitchen, one says to the other "can you smell gas?" the other (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 18:21:37
        
        I'd give it 10/10.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:32:13
        
        9.9/10 (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 18:30:07
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 18:22:04
        
        Or that. Good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 17:44:41
        
        We do occasionally get some FUCKING MASSIVE house spiders though. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 17:48:03
        
        can't belive you killed that. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 17:52:55
        
        agree - or just chase them out the house! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 18:00:52
        
        I do try not to kill them - and I do often use the up-turned-pint-glass and piece of card (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 17:59:26
        
        isn't your eyesight really bad.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:01:39
        
        Nope definately spiders, unless a local Mad Scientist has developed eight-legged mice. (n/m) (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 18:06:58
        
        could have been two mice having sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 18:08:13
        
        Good one (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 18:15:37
        
        It'd have to be pretty athletic sex - they were spinting along the carpet (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 18:13:32
        
        the eight-legged beast.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:12:46
        
        I just let them run off.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:54:15
        
        why so many flies - a bit of a worry isn't it!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 18:01:21
        
        yeah - I did look around for some festering food.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:03:05
        
        ah that it explains...could never have pets for that sort of reason (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 18:03:57
        
        oh yeah (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 18:30:07
        
        mice. (plural of mouse). (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 18:37:21
        
        ta (General Chat) - pants, Aug 23, 18:44:27
        
        I know you do. I think it's sweet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 18:45:15
        
        you could call in killer camcan.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:05:23
        
        fatal error on my part.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 17:43:54

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