Merka, Branston came from Branston in Staffordshire

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on June 23rd 2009 at 16:43:20

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Branston beans - what the fuck is that about. Heinz and no shitty sausage things. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 15:51:45
- Both are vile. A sweet, gloopy, horrid mess (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 23, 16:15:07
  - Beans are great, whatchoo talkin about Willis (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:20:47
- it's a matter of taste intut (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 16:03:03
  - Is Heinz Merkin or English or from somewhere else less important? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:21:34
    - They have a feck off big factree near the M6 north of Manchester. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 16:41:06
      - Merka, Branston came from Branston in Staffordshire (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 16:43:20
    - Graham Heinz was a German- American who invented the bean in 1909 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 23, 16:27:19
      - What an invention (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:32:24
  - I tend to think the opposite (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 23, 16:09:00
    - No, he's definitely correct, as are you re Ketchup. I fact ketchup is just awful, period. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 16:38:48
    - Levi Rootses "Love Apple Tomato Ketchup" is splendid with bacons and scrambley egg. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:14:04
      - Chef Sauce is better though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 16:15:36
        
        Have never tried that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 16:18:15
        
        Gentleman's relish (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 23, 16:16:55
        
        Predictable, childish and facile. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 16:18:59
- Totlaly don't eat either (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 15:52:43
  - 'Totlaly' is even less funny than 'knock knock'. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 23, 16:57:43
    - ... (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 23, 17:02:48
      - I never spotted that. I feel honoured. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 23, 17:07:05
  - Please stop it pants. I'm just about ready to drive up to York on a manhunt and stick your (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 15:59:09
    - It si feckin tedious, intut (and I know tedious when I see it, believe me) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 23, 16:39:35
    - can't have it both ways though (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 16:29:40
      - Does someone need a cuddle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 23, 16:48:50
        
        Totlaly the reason pants is not coming back (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 16:52:51
        
        I haven't said I've changed (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 17:04:08
        
        anyhoo, this reasoning stuff sucks (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 17:05:28
        
        you haven't changed, you're just adding totlaly into all your posts... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 17:02:05
        
        Fair enough mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 23, 17:01:00
      - Open a window and have a look outside. There's a whole real world out there. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 23, 16:42:05
      - Fuckanory. A psychiatrist would have a field day with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 16:38:45
        
        Do they work in fields? (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 16:39:19
        
        Yes but they don't work underwater, or upside down. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 16:58:07
        
        pants stop being totlaly gay (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:40:30
        
        You stop being totlaly gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 16:42:48
        
        A friend of mine, who is staright, thinks that the penis is a more attractive organ than (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:51:55
        
        How long has he spent studying that? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 23, 16:54:10
        
        I gave him about 10 minutes, looking only, no touching (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 23, 16:59:57
    - I would say it's getting beyond a joke (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 23, 16:03:17
      - there's been a couple of normal posts now though (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 23, 16:11:01
        
        most people's taxes are deducted at source though, elimating any worry for the vast majori (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 16:16:47
        
        There's probably no Totally. Now stop worrying and pay your taxes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 16:15:53
        
        He is a bit like a God of the internets (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 23, 16:18:22
        
        Beware of false idles. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 23, 16:19:45

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